I could even see them in the 'Antique Roadshow' in the near future!

"...due to the severe wearmarks on the chest and rear of Lysandra Doll, it would be a 70% decrease of its original value..."

With respect to that speach button on the Lysandra of Yur (AMerican pronounciation of your there ?) one slight alteration is neccessary,

the speach button is a secret bonus that is concealed within the doll (did I say doll? I meant naff Sinead O'Connor lookalike) and can only be reached and activated with the Tusk of Lust (tm). Appropriate lubricants are supplied with the Tusk of Lust (tm) but the doll might spontaneously produce some (or reproduce if it has already recieved such) when provoked into doing so by the accessory.The Hanbag of Death (one handed weapon) is supplied separately.

Stout Warrior action figure, comes complete with chainmail armour,a helmet with a candle on top,a caged canary, a battle axe, a war hammer, a crossbow (and rat pie amunition x 6, additional packs can be bought from any reasonally disreputable toy shop/ armoury) and severe alcoholic tendencies. The secret voice button (located in the back of the throat and activated by the insertation of a rat pie (or the tusk of lust if your realy perverted)) cause the model to roar a hideous battle cry "I do love a taste of Rat!" and go into a berserk trading frenzy. Also when left unatended walks stomps around collecting any assorted junk (unidentified short swords are a real favourite) and sells it to the fridge (repository of all supplies in the house) in exchange for food and beer.

Oh, I almost forgot, Adam Mage, they don't say that, it's "This one thinks he's a hero" I should know, I've heard it often enough.When facing a single woman or pack of fem's it will still pronounce these deadly phrases (p.s. has anyone ever seen more than three of these dimwitted fellows together, I haven't yet, maybe Saz'll stick something about their short sightedness and inferiority complex (maybe their hinting that there's more of them hiding in the bushes with bows, maybe their mates did a runner and left them to deal with the psycopaths/ heros heading their way).

Back to top, this one was so good last time round that it's worth another view (and yes, the above post was mine).

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another figurine:

Cet big head:when "ON" he start to laught at you and to shoot fire.
he also always steal the heart of Gezerred'ra figurine for hide him on a spike atop a big tower.use 2 AA batteries. WARNING:when he say if you want to be his friend, never answer "yes" or it will take your body forever.use 2 AA batteries. batteries sold separately.

Dexter!
THE CET BIG HEAD!!!!!!
ROFL! I WANT ONE!

Sending this back to the top for our newest forum member's enjoyment and contributions!

Hehe..

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1. Shinwiki Action Figure - Comes with a button that when pressed, says three different phrases. "Toad village is for TOADS." "Ukabu, come here." "Shinwiki like many things." Make sure to buy the accesory pack, the magical bag of yellow, and Shinwiki's Spear, which looks deadly but is a very worthless item.
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I'd like to have one of these in class. I can see it now......

Professor:

freudianslip, elaborate on the implications of conversion to a copraphagic metabolic cycle during attenuated prey availability in certain Anisopterans.

*freudianslip presses Shinwiki action button*

"TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!*

Professor:

Excuse me?

*freudianslip presses button again*

"UKABU, COME HERE!"

Professor:

"Ah.. are you implicating that prey availability is affected by the pheremonal, mimicry-establishing response of highly specialized Anisopterans?

*freudianslip presses belly-action-button again*

"SHINWIKI LIKE MANY THINGS."

Professor:

I see.. so you're insinuating that under extended periods of duress the Anisopteran may expand its traditional prey envelope to include entropically inefficient undersirables to substantiate its caloric requirements? True, true.. though a bit unorthodox in your proofal heirarchy, your brevity in analysis is refreshing. A+, freudianslip!

freudianslip squeezes Shinwiki again:

"TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!


I do love that line... I actually had a dream the other night where that was ALL I could say, regardless of what anyone said to me.. it actually took a lot of the pain of decision making out of life.....

"Honey, do I look fat in this dress?"

TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!

"Don't you think it's time you finished that project?"

TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!

"Would you like fries with that?"

TOAD VILLAGE IS FOR TOADS!

If only life could be that simple.. hmm...



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Personally I want one of those cool action figures that continually gives you gold and experience points over and over and over even if you only completed the quest once. Would do wonders for my bank account!!

Personally I want one of those cool action figures that continually gives you gold and experience points over and over and over even if you only completed the quest once. Would do wonders for my bank account!!

Thanks Saz for bringing it back!

Kol the Heretic action figure: Claims its the Chosen One to anyone who will listen. Other action figures disagree with it. Comes with set of keys and serpent staff. For some reason, it's a good idea not to get this one too close to the Erathsmedor action figure.

it should come apart in two when he's near Erathsmedor....comes with a whining voice.

Torin Action Figure: When string is pulled, speaks in a ridiculously exaggerated oriental accent. Comes with a set of arrows that can be given to him or removed from him at whim.

wind him up and it runs into walls....

Erathsmedor Action Figure: When activated, flies around the room and sprays moving objects with a jet of butane. Later, he will give you another toy that's worth far less than you thought it would be, but it stops him from flying around anymore. Can be used alternatively as a cigarette lighter

it has a movable jaw/mouth for biting (just keep Kol away from him).... treasure not included.

to add:
Temple of Ishad N'Ha prop for action figures who will receive continuous 750 experience points for delivering the scroll to Jathil action figure.




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