Hitman for hire (Joke site pppphhhhttt)

[ZFR]

http://hitman.us a firm that specializes in contract killing. Hire your own assassin.

Check the testimonials and top 10 hits. Hilarious.


(Added to title so you all don't get a visit from the men in black) [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 01-23-2006, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: ZFR ]

[Sir Degrader]

"I met my wife through RussianBrides.com... and things didn't quite go as planned. Right after she got her Green Card she started acting up and wanted to leave. She was threatening to take the house, the car, the kids and a big chunk of my money. When she said she was going to see a lawyer, I finally decided to contact HITMAN. She ended up seeing a pathologist, instead. Ironically, the whole thing didn't cost me a penny. After I paid HITMAN for their services, I collected ten time as much from my wife's life insurance."

Oh dear me.

[ 01-22-2006, 12:40 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

[Kakero]

ROFLMAOTIDD! Is that thing for real? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[robertthebard]

If it is, we will all be contacted by the FBI, because we went and looked...

[Ziroc]

Yep.. Either way, I promise you the CIA, ATF and FBI are checking these 'people' out. Wonder where the website server is hosted..

Hmmm Atlanta, GA. USA. Wow.. they broke some laws. Someone is in deep crap. It doesn't matter if its a 'joke'. idiots..

Did some quick checks: Here is the server they run, with details:
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Alexa Trend/Rank: 147,072 (1 Month) 221,275 (3 Month)


Website Status: Active*

Reverse IP: Web server hosts 322 websites (reverse ip tool requires free login)

Server Type: Apache/1.3.34 (Unix) mod_gzip/1.3.26.1a mod_auth_passthrough/1.8 mod_log_bytes/1.2 mod_bwlimited/1.4 PHP/4.4.0 FrontPage/5.0.2.2635 mod_ssl/2.8.25 OpenSSL/0.9.7a
(Spry.com also uses Apache)

IP Address: 65.254.40.202 (ARIN & RIPE IP search)

IP Location: - Georgia - Atlanta - Global Net Access Llc

Blacklist Status: Clear - Last blocked 2005-10-18 (history)

Cached Whois: Cached today
Record Type: Domain Name
Monitor: Monitor or Backorder

Wildcard search: 'hitman' or 'hit man' in all domains.

Other TLDs: .com .net .org .info .biz .us
X X X X X X


Now.. WHO registered the domain name? :
================================================== =======


Domain Name: HITMAN.US
Domain ID: D6283893-US
Sponsoring Registrar: GO DADDY SOFTWARE, INC.
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited
Registrant ID: GODA-09443441
Registrant Name: Registration Private
Registrant Organization: Domains by Proxy, Inc.
Registrant Address1: DomainsByProxy.com
Registrant Address2: 15511 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160,
Registrant City: Scottsdale
Registrant State/Province: Arizona
Registrant Postal Code: 85260
Registrant Country: United States
Registrant Country Code: US
Registrant Phone Number: +1.4806242599
Registrant Email:
Registrant Application Purpose: P1
Registrant Nexus Category: C21
Administrative Contact ID: GODA-29443441
Administrative Contact Name: Registration Private
Administrative Contact Organization: Domains by Proxy, Inc.
Administrative Contact Address1: DomainsByProxy.com
Administrative Contact Address2: 15511 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160,
Administrative Contact City: Scottsdale
Administrative Contact State/Province: Arizona
Administrative Contact Postal Code: 85260
Administrative Contact Country: United States
Administrative Contact Country Code: US
Administrative Contact Phone Number: +1.4806242599
Administrative Contact Email:
Administrative Application Purpose: P1
Administrative Nexus Category: C21
Billing Contact ID: GODA-39443441
Billing Contact Name: Registration Private
Billing Contact Organization: Domains by Proxy, Inc.
Billing Contact Address1: DomainsByProxy.com
Billing Contact Address2: 15511 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160,
Billing Contact City: Scottsdale
Billing Contact State/Province: Arizona
Billing Contact Postal Code: 85260
Billing Contact Country: United States
Billing Contact Country Code: US
Billing Contact Phone Number: +1.4806242599
Billing Contact Email:
Billing Application Purpose: P1
Billing Nexus Category: C21
Technical Contact ID: GODA-19443441
Technical Contact Name: Registration Private
Technical Contact Organization: Domains by Proxy, Inc.
Technical Contact Address1: DomainsByProxy.com
Technical Contact Address2: 15511 N. Hayden Rd., Ste 160,
Technical Contact City: Scottsdale
Technical Contact State/Province: Arizona
Technical Contact Postal Code: 85260
Technical Contact Country: United States
Technical Contact Country Code: US
Technical Contact Phone Number: +1.4806242599
Technical Contact Email:
Technical Application Purpose: P1
Technical Nexus Category: C21
Name Server: NS1.WHSRV.COM
Name Server: NS2.WHSRV.COM
Created by Registrar: WILD WEST DOMAINS, INC.
Last Updated by Registrar: GO DADDY SOFTWARE, INC.
Last Transferred Date: Wed Jan 05 16:06:29 GMT 2005
Domain Registration Date: Thu Jun 17 04:31:25 GMT 2004
Domain Expiration Date: Fri Jun 16 23:59:59 GMT 2006
Domain Last Updated Date: Mon Oct 03 16:22:56 GMT 2005


Registration Private? Hmmm they paid to have it not listed. Heh, I could have this site show an FBI logo soon. hmmm [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 01-22-2006, 07:27 PM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

[Sir Degrader]

Originally posted by Kakero: ROFLMAOTIDD! Is that thing for real? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

YEA I KNO LOLL ROFLCAKEZZZ!11!11eleventhousandonehundredeleven

[Felix The Assassin]

Originally posted by Kakero: ROFLMAOTIDD! Is that thing for real? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Yes! It is very real! My private contact info is listed there, funny thou, I never did any contracts with them. Well, let me re-phrase, I never did any contracts with them with my knowledge or consent!

[Sever]

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Damn, the federalis work fast! I get redirected straight to the FBI homepage when i click the link!

[Sir Goulum]

No, the url is just changed in his post. If you type in www.hitman.us/ you still get that site. Creepy site though...

[Kyrvias]

Wow... just wow...