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A pastor was invited to a cocktail party and mingled with the other guests until he noticed a man and a woman from his congregation standing by the hors d'oeuvres. As he approached them, he overheard their conversation. As the man bit into an hors d'oeuvre, he said, "Wow, this is better than sex!" The woman bit into hers and said, "You're right, it is better than sex!" As they both chuckled, they saw their pastor and turned red with embarrassment. The pastor took an hors d'oeuvre, chewed it, looked them in the eye and said, "Obviously, you must not be doing it right!"
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![]() You can also make him a priest, since some pastors are allowed to have sex... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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My father is a priest.
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Should the last rights follow the last lefts, and then be followed up by the last rites?
![]() Actually, I can see my pastor using this joke. Perhaps not in a sermon... but then again... ![]()
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