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Old 05-08-2001, 06:23 PM   #11
Charlie
Lord Ao
 

Join Date: March 3, 2001
Location: London, England
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I still want the answer.

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Old 05-08-2001, 06:25 PM   #12
Staralfur
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Old 05-08-2001, 06:49 PM   #13
caleb
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Maybe ziroc wil give the people that have attained the highest ranking possible without being a moderator a customized title after a while like some other sites.

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Old 05-08-2001, 07:01 PM   #14
Accord
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
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Rikard, did you say ?

What happen to "I am a spammer, but I don't spam for ranks"??
(Heh....you know this quote is gonna come back at you!!)

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Old 05-08-2001, 08:35 PM   #15
Reeka
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Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
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Say it ain't so! Rikard stooping to spamming! Is the world coming to an end?!

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Old 05-08-2001, 08:39 PM   #16
Row Firecam
Dungeon Master
 

Join Date: May 5, 2001
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SPAM Stuff Posing As Meat



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Old 05-08-2001, 08:42 PM   #17
RudeDawg
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Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
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Posts: 2,830
spam is bad, mmm-kay

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Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Phil
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Old 05-08-2001, 08:47 PM   #18
John D Harris
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Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
Age: 56
Posts: 3,577
No, I will not help you spam
nor will I look for your lamb.

Morning, noon, or night
find him by your own sight.

Look high, look low
there'll be be no spam before I go.

I have green eggs and ham
but alas, no spam.



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are deeds of a man in his prime"
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Old 05-08-2001, 09:13 PM   #19
Sazerac
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Location: Monroe, LA
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Thanks for inspiring me, John D.! I remember reading this from a long time ago. Worth while visiting again (with a nod to the late, great Dr. Seuss, may the ages forever sing his praises!) Wish I could lay claim to it, but no...Oh Well! Enjoy.



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I am spam.

Spam-I-am.

That Spam-I-am.
That Spam-I-am.
I do not like
That Spam-I-am.

Do you like
E-mail spam?

I do not like it,
Spam-I-am.
I do not like
your E-mail Spam.

Would you like it here
or there?

I would not like it.
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you like it
if it's lewd?
Would you like it
in the nude?

I would not like it
if it's lewd.
I would not like it
in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it
Spam-I-am.

Would you want it
at your ISP?
Would you want it
'cause it's free?

Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if it's lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
your e-mail spam.
I do not like it.
Spam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
From afar?
Take them! Take them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
from afar.

You will like them.
You wil see.
You will like them.
You'll buy from me!

I would not, could not buy from thee.
Not from afar! You let me be.
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

A bunch! A bunch!
A bunch! A bunch!
Could you, would you,
love a bunch?

Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Spam! Let me Be!
Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Say!
On a lark?
Here on a lark!
Would you read it on a lark?

I would not read it
on a lark?

Would you, could you
think again?

I would not, could not, think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
I do not like it, Spam, you see.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

Would you, could you,
A pyramid scheme?

I would not, could not,
a pyramid scheme!

Would you, could you,
something really obscene?

I could not, would not, something really obscene.
Will not, will not, a pyramid scheme.
I will not read it on a lark.
I will not, will not think again.
Not in a bunch! I'll not buy from thee!
Not from afar! Not at my ISP.
Not even when it's free.
Not if its lewd.
Not in the nude.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
I do not like it Spam-I-am.

You do not like it,
so you say.
Read it! Read it!
And you may.
Read it and you may, I say.

Spam!
If you will let me be,
I will try it,
You will see.

Say!
I do detest your e-mail spam!
I do! I hate it! Spam-I-am!
I really hate you, and your floozie!
I will hunt you with an Uzi!
I do not want that something really obscene!
I do not want your pyramid scheme!
They should take you to the deck!
And once there... should stretch your neck!
You are so evil, so evil, you see!
Get thee Satan away from me!
If I could find you and your ISP,
I would piddle in your shoes and on your knee!
I find you crude!
I find you rude!
I do not like you here or there.
I would not like you anywhere.
I do not like your e-mail spam.
Death to you
Death to you
Spam-I-am.


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Old 05-08-2001, 09:31 PM   #20
Moni
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Saz,
Hilarious!

Hi Rikard!

How are ya?
Read any good books lately?
Seen any cute puppies lately?
What color socks are you wearing?
Which do you like better, tacos or spaghetti?
How tall are you?
Do you like green beans?
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Ever seen a yellow rose?
Ever been stung by a bee?
Are you allergic to anything?
How is life treating you today?
Want to answer each of these questions in a seperate post?


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