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Old 05-31-2001, 08:03 AM   #41
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In a flash, Michael Jackson walks in and very quick to the draw all of the mages start attacking him with spells and all the fighters and pladins etc start hurling daggers and swords at him until he is to be no more.
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Old 05-31-2001, 08:20 AM   #42
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A guy with a stupid accent wearing only a pair of shorts walks in to the bar from the cold rain outside, "Jeez it a real hum dinger out there mate" A couple of paladins in the corner snicker. The new arrival orders a pint of "amber nectar" and the bar tender scratches his head before realising what this odd, underdressed little man wants. He slides a Flagon of Forever brew his way. Strewth! the weird one exclaims and takes a gulp, and then promptly passes out.

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Old 05-31-2001, 08:23 AM   #43
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The Great and Mighty Sephiroth strolls in, asking if he has to check his weapons this time. Altho he doesnt care cuz hes not gonna part w/ Masamune, he would like to know the person to skewer because he tried to take it away from him.
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Old 05-31-2001, 09:16 AM   #44
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I knew some would do this. Unfortunately the bartender is an Old One. Your weapon teleports into AzureWolf's collection and you get the receipt. Any hassle and your blood gets transformed into hair Gel

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Old 05-31-2001, 09:41 AM   #45
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Link looks at SSJ4 Sephiroth and yells:
" Hey mate!! You don't seem to know the storyline of DBZ!!! Only Vegeta and Goku can turn SSJ4!!! You're just plain fake!!!!"
He anxiously waits for a reply from the so-called Super Saiyan Stage 4....

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......
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Old 05-31-2001, 10:01 AM   #46
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LOL!!!!LMAO!!! We just got busted, eh LS!!!

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......
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Old 05-31-2001, 10:01 AM   #47
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actualy, im a product of an evil crossover of FF7 and DBZ. while i was in lucrecias womb, i was injected with Jenova's, Vegeta's, AND Kakarott's cells in order to create the perfect warrior. I turned SSJ4 when Cloud was a bastard and suggested that i may have been created that way, but i got back at him... well neways, my sword will not leave my hand, but if you must have it, just make sure that nothing happens to it, or else you will meet a fate worse than a thousand painful deaths in a single second.
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Old 05-31-2001, 10:05 AM   #48
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Being bored Kivan picks up his Vorpal Blade in one hand and his Crom Faeyr in the other, he then goes outside in search of someone to kill.
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Old 05-31-2001, 10:05 AM   #49
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If you're SSJ4, then my grandma is SSJ81!!! No just kidding... Here in Holland, Cell has just turned Perfect, so it's becoming intesting now... As for you Sword: mine rulezzz!! It's mithril+6!!!

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......
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Old 05-31-2001, 11:15 AM   #50
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Right, just dropping in for a sec to get a glass of that wine you promised me, Lord Shield... make it a glass of Ruby Elven Delight

Oh and link, just in case you didn't see it, read my post in the Treasure in the Umar hills topic

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