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Old 05-21-2001, 03:44 PM   #41
Nevyn
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"i can`t remove my fairy staff".
"can i please keep it"?, the old man ask
"it is still holding the live force in me and my most powerfull spell come from this staff, eternal life"
The old man was a little to drunk after ONE drink so he started crying.
"I WON`T DYE".

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Old 05-21-2001, 03:52 PM   #42
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-Grabs werewolf's tail and pulls hard-
-Immediately realises that this was a mistake as she lets loose a growl that would wake the dead and gives me a stare suggesting that if i dont let go I will be said dead-

"Love to help you Link... but all my weapons are behind the bar, and i really dont think my lucky dagger will help here!"
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Old 05-21-2001, 03:56 PM   #43
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Sorry Link. It was between BlackAssassin and Myself concerning Caleb.

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Old 05-21-2001, 03:56 PM   #44
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Artemis reaches down to his boot and puuls out a silver dagger he'd hidden for emergencies. he throws it to link who catches it....

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Old 05-21-2001, 05:22 PM   #45
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The search for beer does it ever end? 'sigh'. Well presumably when you find the beer but what id like is a kilo of ibogaine.

I dont mind spamming like killers so much but what drives me nuts is when you go into an interesting topic and there are 2 real posts and 40 bumps.

Anyways how about we start throwing some of my spell components into the drinks for a truly bizarre time and did anyone see that truly insane person at www.blackislestudios.com who put up a sign saying here are pictures of the final boss and when you click on the link about forty pics of gay porn comes up. IF I EVER MEET THAT GUY I WILL CASTRATE HIM

I was wondering though can we hire dancing dwarves as entertainment for this place, say 6 demented bearded midgets on a table hopping to the music would give this place a strange atmosphere.

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Old 05-21-2001, 05:22 PM   #46
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As some random lunatic storms in and announces that he is Gwhanos Lord Of Evil, Kivan sighs, stands up, and breaks his nose with a wellplaced punch, he then turns to the barkeeper and says "Sorry, I just had to do that, don't know what came over me" he then orders some beer and food.
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Old 05-21-2001, 05:27 PM   #47
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artemis gets bored and orders a flagon of mead to tip on tessas head but drinks it instead

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Old 05-21-2001, 05:32 PM   #48
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Beer will never ever hurt or leave you.

And now we are camping, Aways camping......



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Old 05-21-2001, 05:38 PM   #49
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Quote:
Originally posted by jabidas:
Beer will never ever hurt or leave you.
Ill remind you of this the next time your puking your guts out after 5 gallons of super-strength mead.

It will both hurt and the beer will quite literally leave you!

Speaking of which, can I get a 5 gallon tankard of forever-beer.

Ive a thirst like a man who's been in the desert for 2 weeks without water and who had previously made remarks pertaining to his thirst just befor his camel ran away.
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Old 05-21-2001, 05:44 PM   #50
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Tancred's head jerks upwards as a growl is heard across the bar. He has barely time to register what he sees - a weaponless elf menaced by a wolfwere - before Karnas yells at him to act. Thankful for once his sword can talk (for as a sentient creature the sword has a loophole past the bouncers) the Paladin draws Karnas with a swift, fuild motion. The sword glows in the smoky pub, strongly now, as the Paladin charges toward the monstrous creature, the words of an incantation of Draw Upon Holy Might on his lips. As the creature turns to face this new threat, the warrior and the golden sword are upon it.
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