are you MAD?????? - Page 9

Legolas · 11-10-2001, 06:36 PM

Well, I guess we could take the madman that's jmping up and down in front of Legolas' face, waving his arms like a lunatic (ehr... madman.)
And which madwoman will we take with him, Legolas?
Just a moment, Legolas. That other madman is signalling us to sit down.
Never listen to a madman, Legolas.
Yeah, I guess you're right. Hah! We'll do the opposite and stand then. See how he likes THAT!
Can I have the azure crayon? Please?

Ladyzekke · 11-10-2001, 06:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:
i think you should sit down mate

Can't sit down! They didn't give us chairs! Just whoopie cushions! Oh please tell me that is what they are, whoopie cushions and it's not....

Legolas - Would that be my left your your left? Or have you left?

Madman-Rogovich · 11-10-2001, 06:41 PM

whoopieless cushiona are in the cupboard man i hate that goldberg...bitch!!! argh

Legolas · 11-10-2001, 06:44 PM

That would be to the left of Legolas' left.
Did you use Quercetin to paint that peanut?

Legolas, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
I think so Legolas, but me and Pipi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

Ladyzekke · 11-10-2001, 06:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:
whoopieless cushiona are in the cupboard man i hate that goldberg...bitch!!! argh

Wha? Not talking about THAT whoopie LOL! Maybe the word "whoopie cushion" is only an American term. Just IN CASE you don't know what it is, it is a air cushion, a gag gift if you will, that makes a huge fart sound when you sit upon it.

Legolas! To your right! No! Wait! Behind you to my Left if I was facing Right! It's the fruit! Something is happening with the fruit!

Madman-Rogovich · 11-10-2001, 06:57 PM

i know Zekke we have whoopie cushions too it was a joke.....infact i think i still gots an ole whoopie cushion/fart bag somewhere.......

Neb · 11-10-2001, 06:58 PM

*Runs through the asylum shouting* Let the rivers run green! I am become SPAM! Destroyer of forums! Cry Hamlet and let loose the Hogs of SPAM! *Laughs insanely and tries to jump through a barred window*

Lioness · 11-10-2001, 07:07 PM

*frowns at the disappearance of her marshmallow cloud...then runs out, and comes back in a moment on a fresh marshmallow cloud...*hmmmmmm...green rivers...

11-10-2001, 07:11 PM

*Moni cartwheels into room and lands in an imperfect Ninja-alert stance*

Quietly and almost motionless, she steals the azure crayon out of LadyZ's crayon box.

::waves the azure crayon at Legolas::

As it captures his full attention, Moni flings it across the room, does a double back-flip and lands on the table with the fake fruit.

"Where is Mr Peepers! I bet I could get him to eat this apple!"

Jumping into the air, doing an incomplete somersault and landing on her rear, Moni whispers to no one "Mexican jumping beans?"

Standing up and shouting she raises a fist and shouts "Mexican jumping beans!"

Grabbing a banana from the table, she weilds it like a sword and screams "Charge!" As she runs back out into the hall.

Edited to steal the crayon!

[ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: Moni ]

Ladyzekke · 11-10-2001, 07:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:
i know Zekke we have whoopie cushions too it was a joke.....infact i think i still gots an ole whoopie cushion/fart bag somewhere.......

OK sorry! doh yer joke went right over my head! Wha was that??

So you actually have one eh? Well bring it out! Nothing like fart sounds to liven thing up! Yes Sir, intelligent entertainment at its finest!
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Hey, can you play Avita with your armpits?

11-10-2001, 06:36 PM	#82
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	quote: Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: i think you should sit down mate Can't sit down! They didn't give us chairs! Just whoopie cushions! Oh please tell me that is what they are, whoopie cushions and it's not.... Legolas - Would that be my left your your left? Or have you left? __________________ Reality Show Recaps

11-10-2001, 06:41 PM	#83
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	whoopieless cushiona are in the cupboard man i hate that goldberg...bitch!!! argh __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

11-10-2001, 06:56 PM	#85
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	quote: Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: whoopieless cushiona are in the cupboard man i hate that goldberg...bitch!!! argh Wha? Not talking about THAT whoopie LOL! Maybe the word "whoopie cushion" is only an American term. Just IN CASE you don't know what it is, it is a air cushion, a gag gift if you will, that makes a huge fart sound when you sit upon it. Legolas! To your right! No! Wait! Behind you to my Left if I was facing Right! It's the fruit! Something is happening with the fruit! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

11-10-2001, 06:57 PM	#86
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	i know Zekke we have whoopie cushions too it was a joke.....infact i think i still gots an ole whoopie cushion/fart bag somewhere....... __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

11-10-2001, 07:07 PM	#88
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	frowns at the disappearance of her marshmallow cloud...then runs out, and comes back in a moment on a fresh marshmallow cloud...hmmmmmm...green rivers... __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-10-2001, 06:36 PM	#81
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Well, I guess we could take the madman that's jmping up and down in front of Legolas' face, waving his arms like a lunatic (ehr... madman.) And which madwoman will we take with him, Legolas? Just a moment, Legolas. That other madman is signalling us to sit down. Never listen to a madman, Legolas. Yeah, I guess you're right. Hah! We'll do the opposite and stand then. See how he likes THAT! Can I have the azure crayon? Please?

11-10-2001, 06:44 PM	#84
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	That would be to the left of Legolas' left. Did you use Quercetin to paint that peanut? Legolas, are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Legolas, but me and Pipi Longstocking, I mean, what would the children look like?

11-10-2001, 06:58 PM	#87
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Runs through the asylum shouting Let the rivers run green! I am become SPAM! Destroyer of forums! Cry Hamlet and let loose the Hogs of SPAM! Laughs insanely and tries to jump through a barred window

11-10-2001, 07:11 PM	#89
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Moni cartwheels into room and lands in an imperfect Ninja-alert stance Quietly and almost motionless, she steals the azure crayon out of LadyZ's crayon box. ::waves the azure crayon at Legolas:: As it captures his full attention, Moni flings it across the room, does a double back-flip and lands on the table with the fake fruit. "Where is Mr Peepers! I bet I could get him to eat this apple!" Jumping into the air, doing an incomplete somersault and landing on her rear, Moni whispers to no one "Mexican jumping beans?" Standing up and shouting she raises a fist and shouts "Mexican jumping beans!" Grabbing a banana from the table, she weilds it like a sword and screams "Charge!" As she runs back out into the hall. Edited to steal the crayon! [ 11-10-2001: Message edited by: Moni ]

11-10-2001, 07:14 PM	#90
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	quote: Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: i know Zekke we have whoopie cushions too it was a joke.....infact i think i still gots an ole whoopie cushion/fart bag somewhere....... OK sorry! doh yer joke went right over my head! Wha was that?? So you actually have one eh? Well bring it out! Nothing like fart sounds to liven thing up! Yes Sir, intelligent entertainment at its finest! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Hey, can you play Avita with your armpits? __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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