KinderGarten exam

ZFR · 07-09-2006, 07:17 AM

Iron Greasel · 07-09-2006, 01:55 PM

Those formless blasphemous caricatures of living creatures burn my eyes. They look like they were put together by a blind god who heard the description from someone whose language he does not speak. I think that dog has tentacles for eyes.

Bungleau · 07-09-2006, 02:23 PM

LOL! Now, the question is how *NOT* to draw attention to it...

Dragonshadow · 07-09-2006, 05:40 PM

Well, drawing a cicle around it does not draw attention.
I wonder why that cat looks so happy... *must... not... ask if it is getting a duck....*

[ 07-09-2006, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ]

Lucern · 07-09-2006, 05:51 PM

Pretty rough exam for 1-2 days back from Christmas break

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 07-10-2006, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Iron Greasel:
Those formless blasphemous caricatures of living creatures burn my eyes. They look like they were put together by a blind god who heard the description from someone whose language he does not speak. I think that dog has tentacles for eyes.

No, no. You're in the wrong thread. You want "Which Great Old One Are You?" two doors down.

Bungleau · 07-10-2006, 02:51 PM

LOL! Good point, Illumina!

Iron Greasel · 07-11-2006, 03:11 AM

Deep Ones are unpleasant, yes. Very unpleasant if you meet one in a dark alley. Very, very unpleasant if you meet several in the middle of the night, breaking down your front door. Shoggoths are much, much worse. Looking at one will most likely make you insane and just thinkin about them too hard is bound to leave a mark.

But the Great Old Ones are at least skilled and intelligent in ways a human mind cannot comprehend, and the things they have made are well designed and fine tuned to perfection. Whereas whatever entity created those things pictured above doesn't have the faintest idea of the local laws of physics, let alone basic biology.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that they are frightening in different ways. Knowing that something immensely powerful is eventually going to wipe out your species and there's nothing you can do about it is one thing. Knowing that something that, while immensely powerful, can't figure out why creatures' heads should be smaller than their bodies wants to be friends with you is another.

sageridder · 07-11-2006, 03:22 AM

Sooo um what you have a fear of ducks?

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Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 35 Posts: 1,701	Those formless blasphemous caricatures of living creatures burn my eyes. They look like they were put together by a blind god who heard the description from someone whose language he does not speak. I think that dog has tentacles for eyes. __________________

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Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	Well, drawing a cicle around it does not draw attention. I wonder why that cat looks so happy... must... not... ask if it is getting a duck.... [ 07-09-2006, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Dragonshadow ] __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

07-10-2006, 02:51 PM	#7
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	LOL! Good point, Illumina! __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

07-09-2006, 05:51 PM	#5
Lucern Quintesson Join Date: August 28, 2004 Location: the middle of Michigan Age: 42 Posts: 1,011	Pretty rough exam for 1-2 days back from Christmas break

07-11-2006, 03:11 AM	#8
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 35 Posts: 1,701	Deep Ones are unpleasant, yes. Very unpleasant if you meet one in a dark alley. Very, very unpleasant if you meet several in the middle of the night, breaking down your front door. Shoggoths are much, much worse. Looking at one will most likely make you insane and just thinkin about them too hard is bound to leave a mark. But the Great Old Ones are at least skilled and intelligent in ways a human mind cannot comprehend, and the things they have made are well designed and fine tuned to perfection. Whereas whatever entity created those things pictured above doesn't have the faintest idea of the local laws of physics, let alone basic biology. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that they are frightening in different ways. Knowing that something immensely powerful is eventually going to wipe out your species and there's nothing you can do about it is one thing. Knowing that something that, while immensely powerful, can't figure out why creatures' heads should be smaller than their bodies wants to be friends with you is another. __________________

07-11-2006, 03:22 AM	#9
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