Ah the married life!! -joke-may offend some - Page 2

NiceWorg · 11-20-2002, 09:13 AM

Tee hee... Arnabas, your new sig is very interesting.

Thoran · 11-20-2002, 09:27 AM

In either incarnation it's divisive humor (something I find a rather cheap way to get a laugh)... but you did warn us.

Wurm · 11-20-2002, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnabas:
When I first heard this joke, it was the wife who had to shoot the husband. I found it somewhat amusing, because it made me think of my wife. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sound like our wives are related

Kaltia · 11-20-2002, 12:37 PM

Charean posted it last, and it was the wife who beat her husband to death.

Gammit · 11-20-2002, 12:46 PM

I laughed... now I feel bad. I like the warning on the title though; very wise.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 11-20-2002, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Charean posted it last, and it was the wife who beat her husband to death.

lol, yeah, dont get any ideas Kat dear

Cloudbringer · 11-20-2002, 01:33 PM

In that case it was posted at least once BEFORE that.

Someone find some NEW jokes, please!

[img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 11-20-2002, 01:44 PM

Burying the goldfish
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat

There you go Cloudlady.

Cloudbringer · 11-20-2002, 01:48 PM

ACK! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Poor kitty....

Thanks, Johnny!

/)eathKiller · 11-20-2002, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnabas:
When I first heard this joke, it was the wife who had to shoot the husband. I found it somewhat amusing, because it made me think of my wife. [img]smile.gif[/img]

and with a sig like that I wouldn't blame her [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-20-2002, 09:13 AM	#11
NiceWorg Baaz Draconian Join Date: January 15, 2002 Location: Vaasa, Finland Age: 42 Posts: 772	Tee hee... Arnabas, your new sig is very interesting. __________________ Fell in love with a country girl, morning sunshine<br />She was up from a nether world, just to bust another soul<br />[url]\"http://jarkokson.suddenlaunch.com\" target=\"_blank\">Click!</a>

11-20-2002, 12:46 PM	#15
Gammit Elminster Join Date: October 26, 2001 Location: Sterling Heights, MI, USA Age: 46 Posts: 477	I laughed... now I feel bad. I like the warning on the title though; very wise. __________________ IW resident science and mathematics teacher<br /><br />\"No, no, you\'re not thinking; you\'re just being logical.\"<br />-Niels Bohr

11-20-2002, 01:33 PM	#17
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	In that case it was posted at least once BEFORE that. Someone find some NEW jokes, please! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-20-2002, 01:44 PM	#18
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Burying the goldfish -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?" "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat There you go Cloudlady. __________________

11-20-2002, 01:48 PM	#19
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ACK! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Poor kitty.... Thanks, Johnny! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

11-20-2002, 09:27 AM	#12
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109	In either incarnation it's divisive humor (something I find a rather cheap way to get a laugh)... but you did warn us.

11-20-2002, 12:37 PM	#14
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Charean posted it last, and it was the wife who beat her husband to death.

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