911

johnny · 11-10-2002, 02:04 PM

911!!
A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to
share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels.

A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland."

A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When
asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one
man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's
laying on the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'"

Another person called to report he had the hiccups.

A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from
his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly-
button lint.

A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on
all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open.

A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her
house.

Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is
in a tree outside.

A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house
and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her
driveway.

A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person answering
told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up.

Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was.
(Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May)

A female complainant called to request a police officer come to her
residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't
reach it.

A drunk called 911 to order a pizza.

A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property.
When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmed
her rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor.

A person called to find out the number to the police station
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Downunda · 11-10-2002, 02:09 PM

How was I to know that it was only belly button lint [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Goulum · 11-10-2002, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Downunda:
How was I to know that it was only belly button lint [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Its ok, Downunda...its ok..

Ronn_Bman · 11-10-2002, 03:00 PM

I think I've talked to at least half of those people...lol.

Attalus · 11-10-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear.

:

I see an average of one of these a year.

Mack_Attack · 11-10-2002, 03:28 PM

A cockroach in your ear that would be bad.

I bet there is alot of kids out there that have some funny one.

Belly-button lint is good.

johnny · 11-10-2002, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
I think I've talked to at least half of those people...lol.

And i bet you're the guy who ordered the pizza, right ?

11-10-2002, 02:04 PM	#1
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	911!! A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share a hotel room and there weren't enough towels. A man called 911 and said: "Please connect me to Switzerland." A lady called 911 because of a fight going on in a parking lot. When asked to describe the combatants, she said: "I'll try. There's one man, and he's dressed like Elvis. He's kicking another man who's laying on the ground and screaming 'You ain't nothing but a hound dog.'" Another person called to report he had the hiccups. A thirteen-year-old boy called to report he had "stuff" coming from his navel. Paramedics examined the boy and all they found was belly- button lint. A male complainant called and requested police call gas stations on all exits of I-95 to find out which ones were open. A woman called emergency to report she had seen a wild mouse in her house. Someone called 911 to report the parrot got out of his cage and is in a tree outside. A man broke up with his girlfriend and wanted police to go by her house and report to him the owners of any cars, other than hers, in her driveway. A man called to report he had a roach stuck in his ear. A guy called to ask if they delivered dope. When the person answering told him it was the Sheriff's Department, he hung up. Another winner called to ask when the Cinco de Mayo celebration was. (Cinco de Mayo means the 5th of May) A female complainant called to request a police officer come to her residence to change the battery in her smoke detector. She couldn't reach it. A drunk called 911 to order a pizza. A woman called to report that someone had trespassed on her property. When asked how she knew this, she reported that the person had trimmed her rose bushes, and she knew it was her next-door neighbor. A person called to find out the number to the police station [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

11-10-2002, 02:09 PM	#2
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	How was I to know that it was only belly button lint [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

11-10-2002, 03:00 PM	#4
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	I think I've talked to at least half of those people...lol. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-10-2002, 03:28 PM	#6
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	A cockroach in your ear that would be bad. I bet there is alot of kids out there that have some funny one. Belly-button lint is good. __________________

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