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[Arvon]

Little Tommy and Math

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School.

After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying.

Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well, then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?"

Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

[Beaumanoir]

LMAO!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Arvy I gotta say thats one of my favourites!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Faceman]

I remember a nice one:

Two Jewish kids are attending a catholic school. On their first history lesson a nun comes in and asks them: "Who was the greatest man in history?"
The class is silent until one of the two says: "Jesus"
"That's right" and she gives him a cookie.
After class the other kid asks him why he gave that answer. He replies: "I know it's Moses, you know it's Moses, but business is business"

[dplax]

Both of them were quite good. Thanks for the laughs guys.

[Lord]

Originally posted by Arvon: Little Tommy and Math Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books and papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well, then," she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?" Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

good one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Those 2 should definately go in Sythe's joke thread for a nice fit

[The Hierophant]

hahaha. Oh man. Both of those are absolutely priceless! I wonder who thought them up.

Ha Ha. Not bad, Arvon but I liked the AT&T joke better.

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that was good i needed a laugh

[Zuvio]

Brilliant. Absolutely magnificent [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]