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04-30-2004, 07:03 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Trip to the Holy Land
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5,000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home." The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here. The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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04-30-2004, 07:09 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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there is always a good reason for us guys to do the wierdest stuff.
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04-30-2004, 07:47 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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Ahh..another one I've read from reader's digest.
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04-30-2004, 11:06 AM
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Symbol of Cyric
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Location: Australia
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haha wow,
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04-30-2004, 11:53 AM
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Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Quote:
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04-30-2004, 05:32 PM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
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hahaha!!!
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04-30-2004, 10:35 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: June 3, 2003
Location: New York
Age: 39
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hahahaha [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-01-2004, 08:45 AM
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Ra
 Join Date: March 26, 2002
Location: Finland
Age: 36
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playing it sure, eh? nice one, though ive read it before
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