Oldie but Funny PG13

Arvon · 11-27-2002, 10:37 AM

Proctology Student

A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the body and, to his surprise, he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum.

Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his absolute surprise, music begins playing: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The student is amazed, and pops the cork back into the anus. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. They hear: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..."

"So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery.

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.

"Are you kidding?" replied the examiner, "Any asshole can sing country music."

SomeGuy · 11-27-2002, 11:01 AM

LOL! Good one!

Grojlach · 11-27-2002, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by SomeGuy:
LOL! Good one!

Funny that the only one responding so far in a PG13-joke thread is only 12 years old...

SomeGuy · 11-27-2002, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Grojlach:

quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuy:
LOL! Good one!

Funny that the only one responding so far in a PG13-joke thread is only 12 years old... [/QUOTE]WRONG! Eleven year old. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Grojlach · 11-27-2002, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by SomeGuy:

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Originally posted by Grojlach:

quote:
Originally posted by SomeGuy:
LOL! Good one!

Funny that the only one responding so far in a PG13-joke thread is only 12 years old... [/QUOTE]WRONG! Eleven year old. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Then the birth date listed in your profile isn't right... It says you were born on 03-05-1990, which would indicate that you're twelve years old now.

[ 11-27-2002, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: Grojlach ]

SomeGuy · 11-27-2002, 12:36 PM

Hmm.I guess I put the wrong thing.I must have put that by accident. It's fixed.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 11-27-2002, 12:40 PM

Its better when the song is the Michigan fight song.

Triconan · 11-27-2002, 12:56 PM

Lol, that is a funny joke!

11-27-2002, 10:37 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Proctology Student A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the body and, to his surprise, he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum. Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his absolute surprise, music begins playing: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." The student is amazed, and pops the cork back into the anus. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse. "Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. They hear: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..." "So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery. "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student. "Are you kidding?" replied the examiner, "Any asshole can sing country music." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-27-2002, 11:01 AM	#2
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	LOL! Good one! __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

11-27-2002, 12:36 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Hmm.I guess I put the wrong thing.I must have put that by accident. It's fixed. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

11-27-2002, 12:40 PM	#7
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	Its better when the song is the Michigan fight song. __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

11-27-2002, 12:56 PM	#8
Triconan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 1, 2002 Location: Mukilteo, WA Age: 34 Posts: 307	Lol, that is a funny joke! __________________ <br /><br />If I got smart with you how would<br /> you know? <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" /> <br />Happiness is just a Flaming-Moe away <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

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