04-22-2003, 10:51 AM | #1 |
Jack Burton
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An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. The small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: "Me." |
04-22-2003, 11:08 AM | #2 |
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Good one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-22-2003, 03:05 PM | #3 |
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LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-22-2003, 03:18 PM | #4 |
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That was good! LOL
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04-22-2003, 03:18 PM | #5 |
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lol that sounds like something my kids would do
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04-22-2003, 03:43 PM | #6 |
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I figured that one out 1/2 way through. Stormymystic: what is the hoobit in your signature? Looks like a mutant cross between the Easter Bunny and one of his eggs!
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04-22-2003, 04:30 PM | #7 |
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He he he he he. sounds like me when i was younger. sound like me now too [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-22-2003, 08:49 PM | #8 |
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hehe, now that's a good one.
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04-22-2003, 08:54 PM | #9 |
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That was great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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04-23-2003, 04:47 AM | #10 |
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haha very funny.. good one [img]smile.gif[/img]
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