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Old 06-06-2001, 04:40 AM   #211
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HE'shash the barbarian hunter bursts into the bar. he runs up to jaheira and asks for a pint of beer. after gulping it down he proclaims "WITH MY 20 BARBARIAN STRENGTH I WILL CRUSH THAT DEMIGORGAN! (please don't ask about the 20 strength thing. it started the game as 19 (he's a half-orc) but got changed to 20 somehow)" he runs out the bar right at the demigorgon. a large dust cloud appears aroung them. 2 minutes later he comes flying in though a 1st storey window.

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Old 06-06-2001, 06:23 AM   #212
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Caleb uses the technique he learned from madmartigan and takes a bunch of soda cans and makes bongs out of them then puts them in a sack along with bong-a-long-ding-dong and runs outside. He distributes the soda cans and bong ammo amongst the abishai then goes up to demogorgon and offers him bong-a-long-a-ding-dong "here monkey guy partake of the peace pipe" demogorgon takes a couple puffs then looks up at the sky in fear as he sees a imaginary giant pink elephant with wings that speaks in a english accent. While hes looking at that caleb runs past lord shield and tells him "good luck bartender I got them messed up for you "

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Old 06-06-2001, 06:24 AM   #213
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caleb, i already wiped out the abishai horde with my Super Nova, so you can stop attacking them now
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Old 06-06-2001, 06:26 AM   #214
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More keep gating in sephiroth.

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Old 06-06-2001, 07:36 AM   #215
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Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
caleb, i already wiped out the abishai horde with my Super Nova, so you can stop attacking them now
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They gated in more since then
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BTW folks, Demogorgon is already dead. That was why her heads bounced into Sigil. However, the Cornugons have teleported elsewhere to gate in something else huge


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Old 06-06-2001, 07:40 AM   #216
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yeah well.....bong-a-long-a-ding-dong has regenerative and wholistic healing powers.....and its good for glaucoma too!

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Old 06-06-2001, 07:43 AM   #217
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hmmm... if they keep coming through, im gonna go through their gate myself! then ill show them whos king!
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Old 06-06-2001, 07:48 AM   #218
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Despite the fact he is helping the Sigil inhabitants, Lady Pain emerges to banish Lord Shield from the city. He stands there as her power hits him. Unmoved, he looks at her and goes "Be like that then" and walks out of the city
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Lady Pain, only mildly concerned at somebody she can't maze/banish, turns her attention to the Abishai
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The Cornugons have finished summoning. Big blobby Juiblex materialises outside the city walls

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Old 06-06-2001, 08:37 AM   #219
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I thought juiblex was the tanaari lord of slime? oh well caleb throws bong-a-long-a-ding-dong in to the middle of juiblex and it shapes in to a giant elephant with wings and starts floating in the air.

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Old 06-06-2001, 09:26 AM   #220
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I think Caleb is really sick!

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