Discerning Pooch

[John D Harris]

A man follows a woman out of a movie theater. She has a dog on a
leash. He stops her and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I couldn't
help noticing that your dog was really into the movie. He cried at the
right spots, he moved nervously in his seat at the boring parts, but
most of all, he laughed like crazy at the funny parts. Don't you find
it unusual?"

"Yes," she said, "I was dumbfounded. He hated the book!"



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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"