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Old 05-02-2001, 09:42 AM   #31
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I think they were hoping that the fifth floor had a sign that read: "Intelligent, Rich, Big-Dicked, HONEST Men"

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Old 05-02-2001, 09:48 AM   #32
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LOL....in that case you're knackered.
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Old 05-02-2001, 09:49 AM   #33
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Old 05-02-2001, 09:58 AM   #34
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Knackered = no chance...without hope.

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Old 05-02-2001, 09:59 AM   #35
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LMAO! That is probably too true.
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Old 05-02-2001, 11:38 AM   #36
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Two cops are patrolling in the countryside. They take a walk into the forest and find 2 bombs.
- What shall we do? , asks the first cop
- I know, let's take them back to headquaters.
So the cops pack the bombs into the back of the Lada and off they go.
- Hey! ,shouts the first cop - Don't drive so fast, one of them might explode!
- Don't worry about it, we'll just say that we only found one.
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Old 05-02-2001, 12:11 PM   #37
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2 cops arrive at the scene of a terrible road accident.
One of them starts dictating to the other what he should put in the report:
- The corpse is lieing in the road, one arm slumped over the chest. The head is on the pavement...
- Wait a minute! How do you spell pavement?
(kicks the head to the side
- Don't worry about it, just put "road".
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Old 05-03-2001, 02:00 PM   #38
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Quote:
Originally posted by Moni:
I think they were hoping that the fifth floor had a sign that read: "Intelligent, Rich, Big-Dicked, HONEST Men"

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Riiiiiiiiight so when we tell you that yes that outfit DOES make you look a little fat we can get our ass handed to us.

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Old 05-03-2001, 06:40 PM   #39
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Vaskez, I'm impressed - you seem to have an endless supply of Hungarian cop jokes!
And they all translate into English well, they could be English cop jokes too

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Old 05-03-2001, 09:09 PM   #40
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Vaskez, I'm impressed - you seem to have an endless supply of Hungarian cop jokes!
And they all translate into English well, they could be English cop jokes too

Well thank you. I'm only translating the ones that are translatable, there are some word-jokes that don't work in English but luckily most of the better ones, u can translate. Here's a few more:

Cop's taking a general knowledge test:
Supervisor: -What is the capital of Hungary?
Cop: - Pass
- How many pence are there in a pound?
- Pass
They really don't want him to fail so next they ask him:
- In football, what is it called when one player kicks the ball to another?
- I have absolutely no idea

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