Random things to do when bored in BG2: SOA and TOB

Jerr Conner · 01-28-2002, 04:43 PM

Ok, remember, you MUST save your game before doing any of this stuff:

1. Fire fireballs at random children in the cities. Burn!!!!
2. Take one of your NPC's to their place, and kill their loved ones in front of them (Example, kill Keldorn's kids in front of him, having Keldorn slap them)
3. Stage fights between your characters by stripping them of their armors and weapons. For each fight, there is a winner that goes in a winner circle. Two of the winners, not your main character, gets healed, and fights. The one that wins, fights you when fully healed. If you win every fight, proceed killing your characters with a crossbow because they are WEAK!
4. If you're in a romance, have the rival of your girlfriend/boyfriend attack your significant other. (Example: Jaheira attacks Aerie, while you imitate her voice screaming, "Stupid bitch stole my man!")
5. Randomly hit townspeople with your fist
6. Kill everyone in the Government Building
7. Cast Fireball on the Cult of the Eyeless Group before they start talking.
8. If you're a Paladin, kill everyone in the Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart
9. When in doubt, use a Lightening Wand to discipline your characters, in town too!
10. Attack the following characters: Aran Lindvail and Renal Bloodscalp
11. Attack them with no armor and weapons
12. Kill every noble you find
13. Kill Quayle in front of Aerie (Wait, this applies to one of the top ones)
14. Attack any dragon, with no armor, weapons, or protection of any kind
15. Tell Cernd he sucks when you find out about his wife
16. Kill Cernd before he gets his baby, leave it in a chest in Waukeen's Promenade
17. Have Minsc kill Edwin
18. This one is legitimate, after Edwin turns himself into a woman, have him talk to Salvanas in the Copper Coronet

Helspanth · 01-28-2002, 04:57 PM

19.Write long posts like this!!!!!
Just joking Jerr.
BTW did you actually DID any of those things?
I have only tried 10(My god!I shall never forget this!!!!)
and of course tortured Aerie -evil laugh!!!!!

ULockit I Stealit · 01-28-2002, 05:11 PM

I must say that number 6 and 12 will be up shortly on my list of things to do.

BTW, what happens with #18. Edwin has already made his way through that part of his life and I didn't get a chance to check it out.

Thanks for the ideas.

Helspanth · 01-28-2002, 05:14 PM

SPOILER
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Edwin gets mad at salvanas who notices his adam's apple and he attacks him!!!!!

Jerr Conner · 01-28-2002, 06:45 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Helspanth:
19.Write long posts like this!!!!!
Just joking Jerr.
BTW did you actually DID any of those things?
I have only tried 10(My god!I shall never forget this!!!!)
and of course tortured Aerie -evil laugh!!!!!

Yep I've done every single one of these things. I especially laugh when they send those Cowled Enforcers after me and I've saved under a different game so I can give myself 100 resistance to everything.

MWUHAHAHAHA! I am IMMORTAL!

Sir Exxon · 01-29-2002, 08:14 AM

They all sound fun (if you're evil).
Funny ones, Jerr! I especially like no. 2 and 14!

see ya!

eb · 01-29-2002, 08:29 AM

No number 3 was awesome.

Have som BG2 friends over and gamble on which will win.

Gray Mage · 01-29-2002, 08:43 AM

Jerr, Those are some great Ideas. The only thing I can say that I have done, well 2 things. ! is to kill all civillians, then party members when they leave(for desertion). No that was it.... Great fun..

Jerr Conner · 01-29-2002, 11:19 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Gray Mage:
Jerr, Those are some great Ideas. The only thing I can say that I have done, well 2 things. ! is to kill all civillians, then party members when they leave(for desertion). No that was it.... Great fun..

That's one I forgot to add, once all of your party members leave, hunt them down for desertion if you can find them.

Also, for an unfair fight, gather a new party ;C)

Dreamer128 · 01-29-2002, 11:37 AM

I really enjoyed firing area effect spells such as cloud kill inside the copper coronet.

We are just plain evil

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

01-28-2002, 04:57 PM	#2
Helspanth Quintesson Join Date: January 21, 2002 Location: Thessaloniki,Hellas Age: 42 Posts: 1,050	19.Write long posts like this!!!!! Just joking Jerr. BTW did you actually DID any of those things? I have only tried 10(My god!I shall never forget this!!!!) and of course tortured Aerie -evil laugh!!!!! __________________ \"Sorrow is the future tense of love\"

01-28-2002, 05:11 PM	#3
ULockit I Stealit The Magister Join Date: December 10, 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC aka Land of Rain Posts: 140	I must say that number 6 and 12 will be up shortly on my list of things to do. BTW, what happens with #18. Edwin has already made his way through that part of his life and I didn't get a chance to check it out. Thanks for the ideas. __________________ \"Ahh, the sweet feel of something somebody else paid for.\"<p>:skeleton1:<br />ULockit I Stealit<br />Fighter/Theif and Master of Own Domain

01-28-2002, 05:14 PM	#4
Helspanth Quintesson Join Date: January 21, 2002 Location: Thessaloniki,Hellas Age: 42 Posts: 1,050	SPOILER . . . . . . . Edwin gets mad at salvanas who notices his adam's apple and he attacks him!!!!! __________________ \"Sorrow is the future tense of love\"

01-28-2002, 06:45 PM	#5
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 42 Posts: 1,634	quote: Originally posted by Helspanth: 19.Write long posts like this!!!!! Just joking Jerr. BTW did you actually DID any of those things? I have only tried 10(My god!I shall never forget this!!!!) and of course tortured Aerie -evil laugh!!!!! Yep I've done every single one of these things. I especially laugh when they send those Cowled Enforcers after me and I've saved under a different game so I can give myself 100 resistance to everything. MWUHAHAHAHA! I am IMMORTAL! __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

01-29-2002, 08:29 AM	#7
eb Manshoon Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: Lidköping, Sweden Posts: 216	No number 3 was awesome. Have som BG2 friends over and gamble on which will win. __________________ Don´t mess with the powerful mage. <p>Good Luck & Have Fun /:tgestar2:eb:tgestar2:

01-28-2002, 04:43 PM	#1
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 42 Posts: 1,634	Ok, remember, you MUST save your game before doing any of this stuff: 1. Fire fireballs at random children in the cities. Burn!!!! 2. Take one of your NPC's to their place, and kill their loved ones in front of them (Example, kill Keldorn's kids in front of him, having Keldorn slap them) 3. Stage fights between your characters by stripping them of their armors and weapons. For each fight, there is a winner that goes in a winner circle. Two of the winners, not your main character, gets healed, and fights. The one that wins, fights you when fully healed. If you win every fight, proceed killing your characters with a crossbow because they are WEAK! 4. If you're in a romance, have the rival of your girlfriend/boyfriend attack your significant other. (Example: Jaheira attacks Aerie, while you imitate her voice screaming, "Stupid bitch stole my man!") 5. Randomly hit townspeople with your fist 6. Kill everyone in the Government Building 7. Cast Fireball on the Cult of the Eyeless Group before they start talking. 8. If you're a Paladin, kill everyone in the Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart 9. When in doubt, use a Lightening Wand to discipline your characters, in town too! 10. Attack the following characters: Aran Lindvail and Renal Bloodscalp 11. Attack them with no armor and weapons 12. Kill every noble you find 13. Kill Quayle in front of Aerie (Wait, this applies to one of the top ones) 14. Attack any dragon, with no armor, weapons, or protection of any kind 15. Tell Cernd he sucks when you find out about his wife 16. Kill Cernd before he gets his baby, leave it in a chest in Waukeen's Promenade 17. Have Minsc kill Edwin 18. This one is legitimate, after Edwin turns himself into a woman, have him talk to Salvanas in the Copper Coronet __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

01-29-2002, 08:14 AM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	They all sound fun (if you're evil). Funny ones, Jerr! I especially like no. 2 and 14! see ya!

01-29-2002, 08:43 AM	#8
Gray Mage Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 999	Jerr, Those are some great Ideas. The only thing I can say that I have done, well 2 things. ! is to kill all civillians, then party members when they leave(for desertion). No that was it.... Great fun..

01-29-2002, 11:19 AM	#9
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 42 Posts: 1,634	quote: Originally posted by Gray Mage: Jerr, Those are some great Ideas. The only thing I can say that I have done, well 2 things. ! is to kill all civillians, then party members when they leave(for desertion). No that was it.... Great fun.. That's one I forgot to add, once all of your party members leave, hunt them down for desertion if you can find them. Also, for an unfair fight, gather a new party ;C) __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

01-29-2002, 11:37 AM	#10
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	I really enjoyed firing area effect spells such as cloud kill inside the copper coronet. We are just plain evil [ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

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