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05-13-2003, 01:42 PM
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Dracolich
 Join Date: August 28, 2001
Location: Hurricane Valley
Age: 51
Posts: 3,089
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A Driving Debacle
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" [ 05-13-2003, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: Elif Godson ] |
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