Essential Magic Items ;-)

Vaskez · 07-12-2001, 10:23 AM

Hehe, I found these in PCGamer, thought they were pretty funny, so in case u don't read the mag, here:

Golgon's Ring of Cursing:
This ring of Cursing is often confused with the dangerous and upopular item The Ring of Curses, now installed in an adventurer-proof trap at the Empire Museum. In fact, this beautiful piece of Dwarven craftsmanship is not a cursed item at all, but is in fact a magic objet d'art that endows the wearer with the ability to understand and use all swear words in all languages at exactly the right moment (+15 to charisma). Famously, the Third Eon aristocrat King Swayne of Bilidia killed his 3-headed adulterous wife using this ring by bellowing the most profane utterance in history as she took her morning salts.

Hehe, damn I can't be bothered to type the others out now...I'll post them later.

Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:27 AM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
thanx Vaskez!!!
A true talent...

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"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

Vaskez · 07-12-2001, 02:05 PM

Here's another one. If u've ever listened to hip-hop this is pretty funny:

The Robe of Reality:
This illustrious antique garment hails from the Wizards of Old Bronx. It was woven from the hair of idiots and breathed upon by the king of the Mongrelmen- the magical Rex Gripper.
The robe has been worn by a huge number of famous wizards, mainly from the School of Hiphoprisy. The garment allows the wearer to 'keep it real' although he will also be constantly cursed to 'know what time it is'.

07-12-2001, 02:08 PM

I once found a Three handed sword but I never took the liberty to have it identified

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sylent · 07-12-2001, 11:52 PM

lol!
that ring sure could come in handy at times!

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"Watch your back"

Lifetime · 07-13-2001, 03:14 AM

That reminds me of Planescape Torment, with Morte and his curses. Plus that statue in the museum that kills you when you revive it because he utters the most vile and profane curse known to mortals(or immortals)

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Why?

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07-12-2001, 10:23 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehe, I found these in PCGamer, thought they were pretty funny, so in case u don't read the mag, here: Golgon's Ring of Cursing: This ring of Cursing is often confused with the dangerous and upopular item The Ring of Curses, now installed in an adventurer-proof trap at the Empire Museum. In fact, this beautiful piece of Dwarven craftsmanship is not a cursed item at all, but is in fact a magic objet d'art that endows the wearer with the ability to understand and use all swear words in all languages at exactly the right moment (+15 to charisma). Famously, the Third Eon aristocrat King Swayne of Bilidia killed his 3-headed adulterous wife using this ring by bellowing the most profane utterance in history as she took her morning salts. Hehe, damn I can't be bothered to type the others out now...I'll post them later.

07-12-2001, 10:27 AM	#2
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	ROTFLMAO!!!!!! thanx Vaskez!!! A true talent... ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 02:05 PM	#3
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Here's another one. If u've ever listened to hip-hop this is pretty funny: The Robe of Reality: This illustrious antique garment hails from the Wizards of Old Bronx. It was woven from the hair of idiots and breathed upon by the king of the Mongrelmen- the magical Rex Gripper. The robe has been worn by a huge number of famous wizards, mainly from the School of Hiphoprisy. The garment allows the wearer to 'keep it real' although he will also be constantly cursed to 'know what time it is'.

07-12-2001, 02:08 PM	#4
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	I once found a Three handed sword but I never took the liberty to have it identified ------------------

07-12-2001, 11:52 PM	#5
sylent Emerald Dragon Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 40 Posts: 948	lol! that ring sure could come in handy at times! ------------------ "Watch your back"

07-13-2001, 03:14 AM	#6
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	That reminds me of Planescape Torment, with Morte and his curses. Plus that statue in the museum that kills you when you revive it because he utters the most vile and profane curse known to mortals(or immortals) ------------------ Why?

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