On Weddings

Arvon · 02-18-2002, 10:46 AM

Wedding Jokes

How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Roxi · 02-18-2002, 11:05 AM

After reading those who'd ever wanna get married?

Link · 02-18-2002, 12:09 PM

Hehe.. Things like these make the Leader of the Sniggering Lions clan proud, Arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Campino · 02-18-2002, 12:13 PM

Great stuff as usual,Arvon!

Especially the one about the birthday made me [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Sir Byronas · 02-19-2002, 11:35 AM

HEHEHEHE... Good one, Arvon!

ZFR · 02-20-2002, 08:24 AM

Nice ones hehehe

[ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: ZFR ]

02-18-2002, 10:46 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Wedding Jokes How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -Sacha Guitry Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jackie Mason Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-18-2002, 11:05 AM	#2
Roxi Manshoon Join Date: January 28, 2002 Location: USA Posts: 152	After reading those who'd ever wanna get married? __________________

02-18-2002, 12:09 PM	#3
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	Hehe.. Things like these make the Leader of the Sniggering Lions clan proud, Arvon! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

02-18-2002, 12:13 PM	#4
Campino Avatar Join Date: November 12, 2001 Location: Netherlands Age: 55 Posts: 522	Great stuff as usual,Arvon! Especially the one about the birthday made me [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________

02-19-2002, 11:35 AM	#5
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	HEHEHEHE... Good one, Arvon! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

02-20-2002, 08:24 AM	#6
ZFR Legion Symbol Join Date: February 14, 2002 Location: Ireland Age: 39 Posts: 7,367	Nice ones hehehe [ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: ZFR ] __________________ ZFR

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