The Ask Black Knight Thread...teehee

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: Hi BK, I know your in mortgage banking. I havent filed taxes in years but would like to buy a house. Supposing I make around $30,000/year what kind of loan would I qualify for and what kind of down payment. Also given the minimum downpayment on 15,20,25,and 30 year mortgages how much would my monthly payments be? With average credit. And if I improve my credit how much would it go down? Also if I gave more than minimum downpayment could you provide a graph showing payments in the various categories? Thanks for all the answers in advance!~LofA

Taxes wouldn't matter to me, depends on what time of credit you have, depends on the $$$$$ of your house, a bit, no.

BK


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[Black Knight]

Originally posted by ladyzekke: LOL LOL! Do you prefer Beef or Chicken BLACK KNIGHT? At what age did you learn to tie your shoe laces BLACK KNIGHT? Can you swim BLACK KNIGHT? Can you drive a stick shift BLACK KNIGHT? Ever tripped over your own two feet BLACK KNIGHT? Where did you get the name BLACK KNIGHT from BLACK KNIGHT?

Beef as a stand alone dish, chicken if it is in a dish with other things . . .

Still haven't, I LOVE Velcro (age 4)

Yes, like a fish (oddly enough, that is also the answer to do I drink)

Currently have a stick right now (Saturn SL2 4D Green with 47K)

Yes,

Had a deck of Magic the Gathering Cards, flipped one over and Bammo, Black Knight was born.

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Father Bronze: [B]Why did you choose the name Black Knight ? I mean Green Knight is more in tune with classic literature. [B]

FB, please see the last question. Thanks!

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol: Yes and green is more environmently friendly. Do you hate trees,animals, and clean air BK? Also what are your thoughts on Bush pulling out of the Kyoto treaty and also the anti-ballistc misslie treaty as both could effect the enviroment?

No, No and No.

Bush Sr. should have pulled out a long time ago . . .

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Gray Mage: ok here goes..... Only 3 STOP..... What is your name.......? What is your Quest.......? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow.........?

Black Knight, the Holy Grail, and tha' depends on whether it is an African Swallow or not. ANd where the bloody 'ell did he get a coconut?

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: Oh Blaaaaaaack Kniiiiiiiiight! Do you have blinds, shades or drapes/curtains in your room? Use a nightlight in your bathroom? How many points needed to win those pool tournaments again? BWAHAHAHA What's the state bird of Ohio, anyway? The state flower of Ohio? CloudGiggler

Blinds

I use me trusty indigo watch to light the way. Much easier than turning on the lights, plus it doesn't wake as many people up. Once you get to the bathroom, get him started then go by pitch . . .

1 more than the other team, but in the individual games it is 10

Cardinal

Rose, I believe.

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Black Knight: Oh bloody Hell. Laundry is coming up on three weeks. Guys it is time. . . . And Cloudy, you know I ALWAYS post late at night in nothing but my boxers . . . hmmmmm, I don't know . . .

Bwahahahaha! er... owed ya a few dear! And as you will recall *gleam in eye brightens* I warned you something was coming...HAHAHA...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that felt good! TEEHEE

Uh, and three weeks on that laundry? EEEFFF...*looks for a stick to poke BK's assorted dirty clothes with* You're lucky it doesn't crawl to the nearest lake and drown itself! *major giggle* Er..you got an airtight hamper..*wrinkles nose delicately* Whew!

Er, yes, I did in fact know, um, about the boxer-only typathons....LOL... you know the typo terror here just typed a g on the end of typathon....LOL...fixed it for modesty's sake! hehehe

Played golf this week?
Eaten any toast?
Chatted up any mischiefmaking elflets? LOL

CloudSizzler

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[Black Knight]

Originally posted by turbovee: Hey Bk I just want to know If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Oh and what is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

No, because by definition, a sound requires someone or something there to record it's fibrations. If nothing is there to either register it with their ears or electronically, then it does NOT make a sound.

I haven't had the term swallow come up in so many questions since I was dating in high school . . . oops, NEXT!

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Sir Taliesin: Dang you Gray Mage, you beat me to it. I'm too slow tonight!!! Ok here goes. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? I bet he doesn't reply!

Chicken

I bet he does. ..

BK


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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Gray Mage: so... What do we do if we find a witch?

Burn her? No drown her. Has any actually SEEN a witch? NO, .. . YES . . . A BIT . . .

BK

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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
Consort to a Queen
Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way
Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons
Heart, Mind, and Soul
Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?