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Sir Byronas · 12-04-2001, 03:39 PM

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Moderator

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Alright guys this is my first movie so tell me if you want to be in.

After many battles Ziroc has finally stop all the evil moderators and spammers.
Sazerac, one of his famous and most loyal servant is the leader of the Ironworks forum army.
Ziroc’s son, Memnoch, believes he is going to be the new webmaster of Ironworks

Baldur’s Gate 2 forum, 180 B.C.
A battle is about to start between Ironwoks army and the last spams

Barb: Good morning sir.
Sazerac: Good morning soldier, did our envoy came back?
Barb: I don’t thin…my God! Here he comes sir without…his head!
Sazerac: I knew it. Prepare the army! We will attack.
ReGiN: Sir, what are your plans?
Sazerac: Give the cavalry and I will strike from behind. And to my singal, make this place hell.
ReGiN: Yes, sir!
Sir Exxon: Sir, the cavalry is ready
Sazerac: Bring my horse
Sir Exxon: Here you are, sir
Sazerac got on his horse and went as fast as he could where the cavalry was.
Sazerac greeted the soldiers and told them to attack.
Ironworks army attacked with the old fashioned weapons (swords, bows and stuff) when they saw spammers with guns.
Sazerac: Let's kill them with style, my men [img]graemlins/smile33.gif[/img] !
Then suddenly all Iroworks soldiers brought out guns!
[img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/badass.gif[/img]
[img]graemlins/shooter02.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img]
Cocaspud: You will never win us Sazerac! Even if you kill us others will avenge for our death.
Sir Exxon: Oh yea?
[img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img]
Sazerac: Thanks Exxon. Oh, my God!
Neb: Yes it is me the evil spam master!
Sazerac: You will die Neb!
Neb: I don't think so! [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]
Then hundreds of spams appeared pointing their guns to Sazerac.
Neb: What are you going to do now? My spams will kill you at once
What are you going to do?

[b]Will Sazerac survive or Neb will conquer Ironworks with his spams?
Be sure to watch the continue of Moderator[b]

What do you think? Should I continue?

Sir ReGiN · 12-04-2001, 03:42 PM

LOL LOL

Keep 'em coming, man!
It's hilarious

Barb · 12-04-2001, 03:53 PM

Very good. I like my part. The master of the one liner, thats me [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Byronas · 12-05-2001, 09:04 AM

I hope you will like the continue and please tell me if you want to be in.

Sazerac: I want to ask you a question Neb.
Neb: What?
Sazerac: What are you planning to do when you take over Ironworks?
Neb: First of all I will delete the accounts of all those general. Then I will...
After two hours
The rest:Zzz...
Neb:...and then I will build a statue of myself...
Suddenly a jeep lands and a woman with lots of guns comes out.
Epona: Die spams!
[img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img]
Neb: I will take revenge Sazerac!
Sazerac: Yeah, yeah whatever you say.
What are you doing here my lady?
Epona: I am to find an ancient time machine. Did I come to the
wrong website?
Sazerac: It doesn't matter. Go to the first right cable, then
straight froward to Yahoo and then to the archeological
site.
Epona: Thanks! I am off.
Sir Exxon: Sir, I am glad to see that you are alive.
Sazerac:What happened? Did we win?
Sir Exxon: Yes, sir all the spams died but we can't find Neb.
Sazerac: It's OK. Bring my horse. I want to go to my topic.
Sir Exxon: But , sir, the webmaster wants to see you.
Sazerac: Alright. Teleport me to his tent.
Sir Exxon: Right away, sir.

In a topic far from here
Memnoch: Sazerac won again!
Lioness: Yes, he is the best general in Ironworks.
Memnoch: Yes, until now! Haha! Ahaha! When I become webmaster of
Ironworks nobody will be able to stop me!
Lioness: You are mad Memnoch. Sometimes I can't relize how you've
become my bother.
Memnoch I've got my plans Lioness. Believe me!

What are Memnoch's plans? What is Ziroc going to tell Sazerac?
If you want to know don't don't miss the next part of Moderator!

Larry_OHF · 12-05-2001, 09:23 AM

You can use my name if you wish.
I do not mind being good or evil.
Whatever you wanna do with it.

Sir Exxon · 12-05-2001, 10:39 AM

Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"!
God, I love that movie! And now I love the story.
Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops!

Continue!

see ya!

Dreamer128 · 12-05-2001, 10:57 AM

Very nice, did you get the phonecall from my lawyer yet? [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img]
Just kidding, looks great mate!

Vaskez · 12-05-2001, 10:59 AM

Ahem. SOMEONE needs to detach his life from Ironworks a little bit.

*COUGHSIRBYRONASCOUGH*

Sir ReGiN · 12-05-2001, 11:04 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir Exxon:
Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"!
God, I love that movie! And now I love the story.
Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops!

Continue!

see ya!

LOL

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
what a vivid imagination

Sir Byronas · 12-05-2001, 01:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:

LOL
[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
what a vivid imagination

He is true ReGiN! This movie is based on Gladiator!

12-04-2001, 03:39 PM	#1
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	[img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img] Moderator [img]graemlins/knightsmile.gif[/img] Alright guys this is my first movie so tell me if you want to be in. After many battles Ziroc has finally stop all the evil moderators and spammers. Sazerac, one of his famous and most loyal servant is the leader of the Ironworks forum army. Ziroc’s son, Memnoch, believes he is going to be the new webmaster of Ironworks Baldur’s Gate 2 forum, 180 B.C. A battle is about to start between Ironwoks army and the last spams Barb: Good morning sir. Sazerac: Good morning soldier, did our envoy came back? Barb: I don’t thin…my God! Here he comes sir without…his head! Sazerac: I knew it. Prepare the army! We will attack. ReGiN: Sir, what are your plans? Sazerac: Give the cavalry and I will strike from behind. And to my singal, make this place hell. ReGiN: Yes, sir! Sir Exxon: Sir, the cavalry is ready Sazerac: Bring my horse Sir Exxon: Here you are, sir Sazerac got on his horse and went as fast as he could where the cavalry was. Sazerac greeted the soldiers and told them to attack. Ironworks army attacked with the old fashioned weapons (swords, bows and stuff) when they saw spammers with guns. Sazerac: Let's kill them with style, my men [img]graemlins/smile33.gif[/img] ! Then suddenly all Iroworks soldiers brought out guns! [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter03.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/badass.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter02.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/shooter18.gif[/img] Cocaspud: You will never win us Sazerac! Even if you kill us others will avenge for our death. Sir Exxon: Oh yea? [img]graemlins/smilelazer.gif[/img] Sazerac: Thanks Exxon. Oh, my God! Neb: Yes it is me the evil spam master! Sazerac: You will die Neb! Neb: I don't think so! [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] Then hundreds of spams appeared pointing their guns to Sazerac. Neb: What are you going to do now? My spams will kill you at once What are you going to do? [b]Will Sazerac survive or Neb will conquer Ironworks with his spams? Be sure to watch the continue of Moderator[b] What do you think? Should I continue? __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

12-04-2001, 03:53 PM	#3
Barb Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 16, 2001 Location: England, UK Age: 50 Posts: 1,150	Very good. I like my part. The master of the one liner, thats me [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"></a> <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.xsorbit.com/users2/barb/index.cgi\" target=\"_blank\"><b>The Master of Beasts</b></a>

12-05-2001, 09:04 AM	#4
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	I hope you will like the continue and please tell me if you want to be in. Sazerac: I want to ask you a question Neb. Neb: What? Sazerac: What are you planning to do when you take over Ironworks? Neb: First of all I will delete the accounts of all those general. Then I will... After two hours The rest:Zzz... Neb:...and then I will build a statue of myself... Suddenly a jeep lands and a woman with lots of guns comes out. Epona: Die spams! [img]graemlins/shooter04.gif[/img] Neb: I will take revenge Sazerac! Sazerac: Yeah, yeah whatever you say. What are you doing here my lady? Epona: I am to find an ancient time machine. Did I come to the wrong website? Sazerac: It doesn't matter. Go to the first right cable, then straight froward to Yahoo and then to the archeological site. Epona: Thanks! I am off. Sir Exxon: Sir, I am glad to see that you are alive. Sazerac:What happened? Did we win? Sir Exxon: Yes, sir all the spams died but we can't find Neb. Sazerac: It's OK. Bring my horse. I want to go to my topic. Sir Exxon: But , sir, the webmaster wants to see you. Sazerac: Alright. Teleport me to his tent. Sir Exxon: Right away, sir. In a topic far from here Memnoch: Sazerac won again! Lioness: Yes, he is the best general in Ironworks. Memnoch: Yes, until now! Haha! Ahaha! When I become webmaster of Ironworks nobody will be able to stop me! Lioness: You are mad Memnoch. Sometimes I can't relize how you've become my bother. Memnoch I've got my plans Lioness. Believe me! What are Memnoch's plans? What is Ziroc going to tell Sazerac? If you want to know don't don't miss the next part of Moderator! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

12-05-2001, 10:59 AM	#8
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Ahem. SOMEONE needs to detach his life from Ironworks a little bit. COUGHSIRBYRONASCOUGH __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

12-05-2001, 11:04 AM	#9
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	quote: Originally posted by Sir Exxon: Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"! God, I love that movie! And now I love the story. Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops! Continue! see ya! LOL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] what a vivid imagination

12-04-2001, 03:42 PM	#2
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	LOL LOL Keep 'em coming, man! It's hilarious

12-05-2001, 09:23 AM	#5
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	You can use my name if you wish. I do not mind being good or evil. Whatever you wanna do with it.

12-05-2001, 10:39 AM	#6
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	Great, Sir Byronas! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Good idea to base the story on "Gladiator"! God, I love that movie! And now I love the story. Hmmm, let me see. Saz is Maximus, Memnoch is Commodus, ReGiN is Quintus, Lioness is Lucilla, Ziroc is Marcus Aurelius, and I am the officer that follows Maximus to his troops! Continue! see ya!

12-05-2001, 10:57 AM	#7
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Very nice, did you get the phonecall from my lawyer yet? [img]graemlins/1phoneme.gif[/img] Just kidding, looks great mate!

12-05-2001, 01:37 PM	#10
Sir Byronas Mephistopheles Join Date: October 2, 2001 Location: Greece Age: 35 Posts: 1,463	quote: Originally posted by Sir ReGiN: LOL [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] what a vivid imagination He is true ReGiN! This movie is based on Gladiator! __________________ <br />I\'ve searched the whole world and ended up back in Ironworks. Home sweet home!

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