Joke

Hivetyrant · 04-22-2003, 10:51 AM

.......

An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for work, decides
to give him a call. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was
greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the
boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
The small voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone,
the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be
there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in your house?"
the boss asked the child.
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle:
"Me."

Vedran · 04-22-2003, 11:08 AM

Good one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow · 04-22-2003, 03:05 PM

LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]

T/-/alali · 04-22-2003, 03:18 PM

That was good! LOL

Stormymystic · 04-22-2003, 03:18 PM

lol that sounds like something my kids would do

realbinky · 04-22-2003, 03:43 PM

I figured that one out 1/2 way through. Stormymystic: what is the hoobit in your signature? Looks like a mutant cross between the Easter Bunny and one of his eggs!

Bruce The Aussie · 04-22-2003, 04:30 PM

He he he he he. sounds like me when i was younger. sound like me now too [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-22-2003, 08:49 PM

hehe, now that's a good one.

Gangrell · 04-22-2003, 08:54 PM

That was great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 04-23-2003, 04:47 AM

haha very funny.. good one [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-22-2003, 11:08 AM	#2
Vedran Lord Soth Join Date: July 28, 2002 Location: Sisak, Croatia Age: 39 Posts: 1,930	Good one! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, adhuc dulcius pro patria vivere. (It is sweet and glorius to die for one's homeland, even sweeter to live for it) Horatio

04-22-2003, 03:05 PM	#3
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	LOL [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

04-22-2003, 03:18 PM	#4
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	That was good! LOL __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

04-22-2003, 03:18 PM	#5
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	lol that sounds like something my kids would do __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

04-22-2003, 03:43 PM	#6
realbinky Elminster Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Milford, MA 01757 Age: 52 Posts: 442	I figured that one out 1/2 way through. Stormymystic: what is the hoobit in your signature? Looks like a mutant cross between the Easter Bunny and one of his eggs! __________________ <br />Move all ZIG for great PROGRESS!<br />Project M.U.L.E.<br />At least my kids think I\'m smart...

04-22-2003, 10:51 AM	#1
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	....... An employer, concerned with his best worker not showing up for work, decides to give him a call. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. The small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there anyone else there in your house?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the Boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," whispered the child. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed hushed voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied, along with a muffled giggle: "Me."

04-22-2003, 04:30 PM	#7
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	He he he he he. sounds like me when i was younger. sound like me now too [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

04-22-2003, 08:49 PM	#8
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe, now that's a good one.

04-22-2003, 08:54 PM	#9
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	That was great [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

04-23-2003, 04:47 AM	#10
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	haha very funny.. good one [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

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