04-28-2004, 03:04 PM | #11 |
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When in doubt, read them Vogon poetry!
Anyway, for those of you who have not read the Hithikers guide to the galaxy...another suggestion! Just fill the cabin with whirling blades of death! The terrorists won't be able to get in!
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04-28-2004, 03:35 PM | #12 |
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Spring gun on cockpit door.
Let Wesley Snipes be a permanent Passenger 57. Shoe sole shooters that automatically activate during terrorist takeover. Forget the whirling blades of death, just make them run away. Make everyone getting on a plane take everything out of their pockets, remove belt and shoes, toss everything into a pile and get searched. Then scramble to find their things among all the items in the pile. Oh, wait, we already do that. Comedian Richard Jennings had the best idea -- disallow turbans on airplane flights. Look, I respect everyone's right to religious headgear, but for 3 frikkin hours you can remove the damned thing so you don't scare the hell out of us all. C'mon, man, teamwork. Easy-off velcro stewardess uniforms and tasers. Terrorist takeover occurs, stewardesses rip off their uniforms and Taser the terrorists while they have their eyes averted. |
04-28-2004, 04:02 PM | #13 |
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Require all airplane passengers to embark & fly Totally Nekkid (diapers & Depends as needed).
First class passengers get lockers and a changing room on board; coach changes in a drafty converted airplane hangar. All windows are eliminated, as the cabin has been converted to a thoughtful steam room to open pores an promote good health ("Breathe, my pasty friend...Breathe!!!"). Oh, and only first class seats ...erm... fully recline...
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04-28-2004, 04:20 PM | #14 |
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TSA is the Transportation Safety Administration, the lovely and talented folks who now inspect you to make sure you're safe to fly.
They're much better than the low-paid amateurs who used to do the job before 9/11. I mean, they're government employees and all. Ignore the fact that the majority of them are the same brilliant people who were on duty prior to 9/11. That's just an illusion... they're better now. Really. Honest injun. No kidding [img]smile.gif[/img] As for my silly suggestion, carry a bomb onto every flight with you. Statistically, the odds of you getting onto a plane with a bomb are high. The odds of you getting onto a plane with TWO bombs is astronomical...
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04-28-2004, 04:41 PM | #15 |
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Strange I thought TSA was one of the airlines that went down several years ago. There were like two plane crashes that year, one of them went down in the everglades.
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04-28-2004, 04:56 PM | #16 |
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THe one that went down in the everglades was ValuJet, I believe, owned by Ross Perot (who does a decent Dumbo impersonation when he's partying).
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Instead of not allowing anyone to take a gun onboard, GIVE everyone a gun... terrorist raises gun, "We're hijacking this plane!!" Passengers raise guns, "Bull $*!^T!!" Either that or give everyone a sharpened ball point pen
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