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Old 12-21-2004, 06:22 AM   #21
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Best of luck Cerek!

AM I reading that right? They sew up your a**hole? Wow... good luck... seriously [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Yep, I'm afraid so. Like I said, that is gonna be kinda freaky.
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Old 12-21-2004, 07:53 AM   #22
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So how do you take a dump then?

Sorry... I'm just curious by nature
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Old 12-21-2004, 12:27 PM   #23
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I still don't know what most of those words mean, but they all sound pretty nasty. The one thing I think I understood is that they're going to sew your a** shut. Good luck and fast regeneration to you. You'll most likely need both.
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:32 PM   #24
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Good luck with the surgery Cerek, hope your fighting fit again soon.

Please could someone tell me what Crohn's Disease is, as I have never heard of it before.

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/crohns/ [/QUOTE]Thankyou, I'll give it a read now.
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:43 PM   #25
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Good luck and all the best wishes!

You'll be posting your room number later or would they find you if we just mail to Cerek
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:52 PM   #26
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So how do you take a dump then?

Sorry... I'm just curious by nature
No problem.

An ostomy is a procedure in which the end of the intestine is pulled through the skin of the abdomen and empties into a pouch. The pouch is attached to the abdomen by a square area of adhesive material. Most pouches have an open bottom that is closed with a clip. When the pouch needs to be emptied, you go to the bathroom and un-clip the pouch. There are some pouches that are closed, but these are mostly for older people (80's and above) that have very low-production from their intestines to begin with.

The whole device has to be replaced about every 4-5 days, because the adhesive material begins to start coming loose (just like wearing a bandaid for several days). It only takes about 10-15 minutes to change the device, then I'm good to go for another 4-5 days.
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Old 12-21-2004, 01:54 PM   #27
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Good luck and all the best wishes!

You'll be posting your room number later or would they find you if we just mail to Cerek
I have no idea what room number I will be in until I wake up there after the surgery. To send an email through the link I provided, you will need to know my real name. Send a PM and I'll give you that information.
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Old 12-21-2004, 03:52 PM   #28
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Best of luck, Cerek [img]smile.gif[/img] . I know everyone here is pulling for you and hopefully this surgery will make a difference for you [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-22-2004, 03:39 AM   #29
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I'm sorry I asked! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Best of luck!
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Old 12-22-2004, 08:38 AM   #30
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Once the colon is removed, the surgeon will actually sew "anal aperture" closed.
...and the mental image of Dan Ackroyd in "Coneheads" flashes thru my mind...
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