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Old 04-15-2003, 01:08 PM   #1
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the Workplace Handbook

1. Just because others are hard at work, that is no reason to join them.

2. Do not search for lost motivation.

3. The work place is not a pub so why sit there all day?

4. Those that do not work, have no errors in their work and so deserve to be rewarded.

5. Let the elderly work, they're used to it anyway.

6. Do not wish for your boss's death. Instead, help him wish for it himself.

7. What you can do today, don't put off till tomorrow, leave it till the day after instead, by then it might not even be needed any more.

8. A task which doesn't solve itself in 30 days does not deserve to be done.

9. Everyone needs a hobby, but it doesn't necessarily have to be work.

10. Work keeps people going but rest never hurt anyone either.

ah good old cynicism

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Old 04-15-2003, 02:55 PM   #2
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Bah you boring sods, no one appreciates humour around here any more
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Old 04-15-2003, 02:57 PM   #3
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Sounds like a rip off of every Dilbert book [img]smile.gif[/img]
 
Old 04-15-2003, 02:58 PM   #4
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No, no we were just... struck dumb by... by your wittyness, that's all.
Those sound like rules to live by
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:14 PM   #5
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"If work is so great, how come they gotta pay you to do it?" - Slats Grobnik, as reported by Mike Royko. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 04-15-2003, 03:37 PM   #6
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ah the joys of being a lazy bum. not working is great [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 04-15-2003, 04:36 PM   #7
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Sounds like a rip off of every Dilbert book [img]smile.gif[/img]
Oh really. And the smiley is supposed to dampen the severity of your statement? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
I got it in email in hungarian, translated it and posted it. I don't give a damn or want to hear who else said it, where and why [img]tongue.gif[/img]
If someone posts jokes it doesn't mean they made them up or think they are original. It means they thought it was funny and wanted to share it with their online friends and aquaintances. If you think they are good, say so so the poster knows this and can post more. If you think they're crap don't post anything.
[img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe

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Old 04-15-2003, 04:39 PM   #8
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You forgot "i'm not paid enough to be nice to you" (for jobs dealing with people)
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Old 04-15-2003, 06:49 PM   #9
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gee man, I'm currently trying to forget I'm on work at the moment.
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Old 04-15-2003, 07:37 PM   #10
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LOL... well, they do have the typical Uncle Vaskie 'bite' to them! LOLOL and they are funny. I haven't been online or at work for about a week now- was sick last week.
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