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Old 11-22-2004, 07:01 AM   #1
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood
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The dog woke up at 4am and had to go outside. Well, I couldn't sleep after that and came downstairs for about an hour and messed around on the forum. At about 5:30 I got tired again and went back to bed. It was still pitch dark and I knew the dog was lying on the flooor somewhere in the bedroom. I walked around to my side of the bed very slowly so as not to step on her. I got to my side, sat down, grabbed the pulled back sheats and, YELP! I layed down on the dog!
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:09 AM   #2
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lol, cant say I have ever done that before, must have given you quite a shock [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:16 AM   #3
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Oh yeah! She's white so I didn't even see her on the sheets, right under my pillow.. gave my wife a start too.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:18 AM   #4
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I am trying hard not to laugh at this, thinking what the poor dog felt.......but it was pretty funny...
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:18 AM   #5
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I bet you did! I would have loved to see the expression on your face
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:19 AM   #6
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I heard a story about a guy who kept a loaded handgun on the nightstand next to his bed, and when he woke up to the phone ringing at 4 am he tried to grab the phone and say "hello" but instead ended up blowing the top of his ear clean off...

this proves a point: turn off your ringer after 12:00 pm midnight

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Old 11-24-2004, 06:56 AM   #7
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood
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Here's the one responsible!
Burn her at the stake! Nah' she's just too cute
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Old 11-24-2004, 08:57 AM   #8
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Aww, Variol, that is one awesome dog! ^_^
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Old 11-24-2004, 06:41 PM   #9
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Would you believe she's 16 & 1/2 years old!
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Old 11-25-2004, 05:46 AM   #10
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ooo..She look so cute. Can I squeeze her?
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