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Old 11-15-2004, 03:31 PM   #1

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.

Half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Time is Nature's way of preventing everything happening at once.

Death is Nature's way of telling you to ease up "

[ 11-15-2004, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

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Old 11-15-2004, 03:34 PM   #2

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Some really good ones in there Arvon, also some funny ones. I like the idea of this one though, gets you thinking:

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
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Old 11-15-2004, 03:51 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Arvon:

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

I can testify to that.
Even Heroes sometimes fail...
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Old 11-15-2004, 03:55 PM   #4
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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:30 PM   #5
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Touched a little close to home, TL? Must have, 'cause you missed a couple

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Old 11-15-2004, 04:44 PM   #6
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Why you taking offense to it Timber? Not unless you were part of that 99 percent

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Old 11-15-2004, 05:10 PM   #7
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The people who slag off lawyers are the same people who disapprove of the idea of the burden of proof being on the prosecution, and the presumption of innocence. Such people should be locked up at HM's pleasure, unless they can prove that they are innocent of every unsolved crime committed since their birth.

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Old 11-15-2004, 10:10 PM   #8
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