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Old 11-13-2004, 07:36 AM   #1

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Visiting Grandma

Last December, a grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T."

She continued, "There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy," replied the grandson, "but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"?

To which she answered, "You're coming empty handed?"

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Old 11-13-2004, 07:46 AM   #2
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hint hint!!

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Old 11-13-2004, 11:36 AM   #3

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Old 11-13-2004, 03:29 PM   #4
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LOLOL! Don't like using this word, but that was "cute!"
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Old 11-13-2004, 05:39 PM   #5
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Old 11-13-2004, 09:58 PM   #6
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heh! very cheeky! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:05 AM   #7
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Yep she's a grandma alright...
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Old 11-14-2004, 01:22 AM   #8
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That is classic nice one. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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