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Old 10-08-2001, 08:34 PM   #1
John D Harris
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... Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with Bin
Laden:

1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces or Seals covertly capture him, fly him to an
undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change
operation. Then we return Osumalita over to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

Now that is a novel approach to justice...


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Old 10-08-2001, 08:38 PM   #2
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ROTFLMAO! maan, that WOULD be a great solution! Osama, scared straight! er, yeah, straight, i think thats the word...

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Old 10-08-2001, 08:45 PM   #3
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LOL

whats a reward for dead Muslim woman in heaven? anyone?
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Old 10-08-2001, 08:47 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by John D Harris:
... Absolutely the best suggestion I've seen so far on what to do with Bin
Laden:

1. Killing him will only create a martyr.
2. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to
demand his release.

Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Special Forces or Seals covertly capture him, fly him to an
undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex
change
operation. Then we return Osumalita over to Afghanistan to live as a woman
under the Taliban.

Now that is a novel approach to justice...


The way the Taliban treats women seems like an excellent punishment to me for bin runnin.!!


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Old 10-08-2001, 08:54 PM   #5
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Also, another fun thing to do to Bin Laden (may have been posted before):

Go to:

http://www.zenithpartyproductions.com/whack_a_bin.swf

hehe

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Old 10-08-2001, 09:25 PM   #6
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Also, another fun thing to do to Bin Laden (may have been posted before):

Go to:

http://www.zenithpartyproductions.com/whack_a_bin.swf

hehe

OMG!!! this is hilarious!!
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Old 10-08-2001, 09:43 PM   #7
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LOL 250, I have tried offhand twice, got 47 both times, what about you LOL?

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Old 10-08-2001, 09:44 PM   #8
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LOL 250, I have tried offhand twice, got 47 both times, what about you LOL?

me got 50!!!! yay!!!!
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Old 10-08-2001, 10:18 PM   #9
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bah! You win THIS time!

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Old 10-08-2001, 10:31 PM   #10
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68 & 73 Thanks Miss Ladyzekke Ma'am

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