A True Masterpiece.... :D

Charean · 04-26-2002, 02:00 PM

Two guys (we'll call them "Mark" and "Al") are out cruising. Mark is driving, and they're on some out-of-the way roads. Mark is distracted and doesn't see a stop-sign and a few moments after he runs it, they hear a siren and see blue lights. Mark has never been stopped by the police before, and gets really nervous.

MARK: OhnowhatdidIdo? I wasn't speeding, was I? No, I wasn't speeding. What'd I do what'd I do?

He pulls over, shaking like a leaf. The cop pulls in behind and walks up to his window.

COP: You realize you ran a stop sign back there?

MARK: [panicy] No, honest! I didn't see it! I didn't *mean* to run it! I just didn't see it! Really!

COP: I'll need to see your driver's license.

Mark pats his pants for a few seconds before remembering that he's wearing shorts with no pockets. He looks around the car, finds his wallet, opens it up, and starts frantically throwing things out of it into the back seat. No license. He enlists Al's help, and together they search the glove compartment, under the seats, behind the cushions, front and back, to no avail.

After about five minutes of searching, Al looks up and catches the officer's eye.

AL: You don't need to see his identification.

COP: [without missing a beat] I don't need to see his identification.

AL: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

COP: These aren't the droids we're looking for.

AL: He may go on about his business.

COP: You may go on about your business.

AL: Move along.

COP: Move along.

At this point the cop turns around, walks back to his car, gets in, and drives away.

Mark pulls out and makes it about 200 yards down the road. Then he stops and just shakes for a few minutes, finally asking Al to drive.

Evil Al · 04-26-2002, 02:19 PM

Emm, i don't get it. Can all people called Al do that? i hope so.

You will all send me money.

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 03:57 PM

We Will All Send You Money...

Hm, I Sense A Starwars Link, But No Humour... Must Be Over My Head... Sorry. Plz Elaborate!!

The.Relic · 04-26-2002, 04:15 PM

Heh, Al must have received his training from Master Yoda or Obi Wan. .

/)eathKiller · 04-26-2002, 04:48 PM

O-o??? Droids? eh? Droids can't do mind controll they lack psionic abilities, only Well trained Orga' can do that.., -_- unless
there was a way to produce a Psyche Chip that ran NOT only in Navi but in Droid. And if that chip was existant... then much hurting and controll would be made on Orga by Mecha leading to Mecha having power to evoulve... Such bad power is not so good a thing... We lose need for proper english soon people false reality become machinelike mnlspwr2sp33k n0®mal långuage soon L33T \/\/øülD ß çø/\/\3 †/-/é ó/\/7¥ 74/\/Güågë /\/ø\/\//\/... å/\/I) †/-/é/\/ 10010101001010100 100101010100101010 1101010100111011011.... then there would be 2...

and then all of life would do one of two things: 1: Begin again, machine turned Biological... OR 2: End...

[img]tongue.gif[/img] hence there is no way which Mecha can gain MIND controlling power over ORGA. Orga brain is too evoulved, too developed, a CHICKEN can out-think our best computer you know...

Beaumanoir · 04-26-2002, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
, a CHICKEN can out-think our best computer you know...

Possible Small Print:

A) During A Powercut
B)While Not Plugged In
C)*Applemacs Only
D)School Computers
E)School Applemacs

Charean · 04-26-2002, 07:48 PM

It was a Star Wars IV reference... the older folks got it, I am sure

Gabrielles blades · 04-27-2002, 12:51 AM

computers dont think
and neither do chickens

computers are programs
and chickens just react to instinct and carnal desire

/)eathKiller · 04-27-2002, 09:55 AM

Hi Gabriele's blades

ok ok so the Chicken was a bad example, the pointgrying to make was that Mecha (Droids) could not mind-controll Orga... If they could we'd all either Already be controleld or we'd be dead...

04-26-2002, 02:00 PM	#1
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Two guys (we'll call them "Mark" and "Al") are out cruising. Mark is driving, and they're on some out-of-the way roads. Mark is distracted and doesn't see a stop-sign and a few moments after he runs it, they hear a siren and see blue lights. Mark has never been stopped by the police before, and gets really nervous. MARK: OhnowhatdidIdo? I wasn't speeding, was I? No, I wasn't speeding. What'd I do what'd I do? He pulls over, shaking like a leaf. The cop pulls in behind and walks up to his window. COP: You realize you ran a stop sign back there? MARK: [panicy] No, honest! I didn't see it! I didn't mean to run it! I just didn't see it! Really! COP: I'll need to see your driver's license. Mark pats his pants for a few seconds before remembering that he's wearing shorts with no pockets. He looks around the car, finds his wallet, opens it up, and starts frantically throwing things out of it into the back seat. No license. He enlists Al's help, and together they search the glove compartment, under the seats, behind the cushions, front and back, to no avail. After about five minutes of searching, Al looks up and catches the officer's eye. AL: You don't need to see his identification. COP: [without missing a beat] I don't need to see his identification. AL: These aren't the droids you're looking for. COP: These aren't the droids we're looking for. AL: He may go on about his business. COP: You may go on about your business. AL: Move along. COP: Move along. At this point the cop turns around, walks back to his car, gets in, and drives away. Mark pulls out and makes it about 200 yards down the road. Then he stops and just shakes for a few minutes, finally asking Al to drive. __________________ And then there were 6.

04-26-2002, 02:19 PM	#2
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 39 Posts: 292	Emm, i don't get it. Can all people called Al do that? i hope so. You will all send me money. __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

04-26-2002, 03:57 PM	#3
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 36 Posts: 4,896	We Will All Send You Money... Hm, I Sense A Starwars Link, But No Humour... Must Be Over My Head... Sorry. Plz Elaborate!! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

04-26-2002, 04:48 PM	#5
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	O-o??? Droids? eh? Droids can't do mind controll they lack psionic abilities, only Well trained Orga' can do that.., -_- unless there was a way to produce a Psyche Chip that ran NOT only in Navi but in Droid. And if that chip was existant... then much hurting and controll would be made on Orga by Mecha leading to Mecha having power to evoulve... Such bad power is not so good a thing... We lose need for proper english soon people false reality become machinelike mnlspwr2sp33k n0®mal långuage soon L33T \/\/øülD ß çø/\/\3 †/-/é ó/\/7¥ 74/\/Güågë /\/ø\/\//\/... å/\/I) †/-/é/\/ 10010101001010100 100101010100101010 1101010100111011011.... then there would be 2... and then all of life would do one of two things: 1: Begin again, machine turned Biological... OR 2: End... [img]tongue.gif[/img] hence there is no way which Mecha can gain MIND controlling power over ORGA. Orga brain is too evoulved, too developed, a CHICKEN can out-think our best computer you know... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-26-2002, 07:48 PM	#7
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	It was a Star Wars IV reference... the older folks got it, I am sure __________________ And then there were 6.

04-26-2002, 04:15 PM	#4
The.Relic Red Dragon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Long Beach, CA. USA Age: 68 Posts: 1,589	Heh, Al must have received his training from Master Yoda or Obi Wan. .

04-27-2002, 12:51 AM	#8
Gabrielles blades Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 26, 2002 Location: florida Age: 43 Posts: 761	computers dont think and neither do chickens computers are programs and chickens just react to instinct and carnal desire

04-27-2002, 09:55 AM	#9
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Hi Gabriele's blades ok ok so the Chicken was a bad example, the pointgrying to make was that Mecha (Droids) could not mind-controll Orga... If they could we'd all either Already be controleld or we'd be dead... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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