More G. Carlin

[Arvon]

JUST FOR FUN

When writing a letter of reference for a friend, give him a glowing
recommendation, but just for fun, conclude by saying, "Don't let
Dave's legal history trouble you. There's reason to believe the little girl
was lying,"

Just for fun, knock on the door of any stall in a public rest room and
say, "Sir! Please try to control the smell in there, Don't force us to
bring in the hoses."

Call one of those How-Am-I-Driving 800 numbers and, just for fun,
complain about a particular driver. Tell them he was driving on the
sidewalk, vomiting, giving the finger to old women, and dangling a baby
out the window.

Next time you're at a baseball game, sing the national anthem in a loud
voice, but just for fun, alternate each line between English and complete
gibberish:

0-oh say can you see,
Floggie bloom skeldo pronk,
What so proudly we hailed,
Clogga dronk slern klam dong blench.

See if that doesn't get the fans talking among themselves.

While strolling past a sidewalk cafe, just for fun, squeeze off several
truly repulsive farts, silent or noisy. If silent, stand to one side and
watch the results; if noisy, tip your hat and say, "Bon appetito."

Walk through a crowded amusement park carrying a small tape recorder
that plays the sound of a little girl's voice screaming, "Help, Mommy,
the man is touching me like Daddy does at home!" Just for fun.

[Morgeruat]

ARGH, that was just awful, keep em coming ROFL