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Old 03-06-2002, 11:44 PM   #1
John D Harris
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Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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...or what you come up with when you contimpate your navel.


The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Implants?"

I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing
up really fast.

Sign In Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in
value.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's.

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make
Bloody Marys.

But if it deals you a truckload of hand grenades...now THAT'S a message!!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you
want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $1.50 cents at the bowling alley.

I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me
lately!

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've
stayed alive.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on
the highway?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for
Miss America?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal
probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

Thank goodness snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words:,"Don't
pick that up, you don't know where it's been!!"
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Old 03-07-2002, 12:21 AM   #2
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Join Date: December 5, 2001
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Age: 38
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those are really funny! I laughed and laughed.
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Old 03-07-2002, 04:12 AM   #3
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Hmmmmmmm...........

Even after all this time away, I come back to find that you still have all of the most important knowledge, John D. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 03-07-2002, 04:15 AM   #4
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Ouch! Just realized that I have to fix my sig!
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