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05-05-2002, 09:13 PM
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Zartan
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
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Try this one....
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05-05-2002, 09:30 PM
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"I'm sorry! I guess I was speeding a little. I couldn't help myself after I heard over the dispatch that Donuts were free today at the Piggly Wiggly!"
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05-05-2002, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: In Abyss
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I think I should stop drinking Vodka and smoking crack while im driving...... its just a thought tho......
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05-05-2002, 09:34 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: April 26, 2002
Location: Gold Coast - Australia
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"Sarg, when you said block the pedestrian crossing - I just thought..."
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05-05-2002, 09:39 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
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keep moving, nothing to see here (quote officer barbrady)
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05-05-2002, 09:42 PM
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User suspended until [Feb13]
Join Date: December 6, 2001
Location: the south side of ol virginny
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and then her dress blew up....and she had nothing on under it!hell,if you think this is bad you should see the ferrari.
based on a real accident. [ 05-05-2002, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: khazadman ] |
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05-05-2002, 10:15 PM
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The Magister
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Location: CA
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Policeman to passerby: "Is this your car?? I'm giving you a ticket for this!"
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05-05-2002, 10:20 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: May 5, 2002
Location: Venezuela
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*points at drug sniffing dog* "He was high! He grabbed the steering wheel and...!"
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05-06-2002, 12:17 AM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: May 3, 2001
Location: .
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"Oh look, it's the Burger Queens. I played "dunk the punk" with these flatlining cretins one night, taking turns dipping their fat faces into the grease pit. I think the one in the back liked it."
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05-06-2002, 12:24 AM
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20th Level Warrior
Join Date: May 3, 2001
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"COMMANDER LUMPY: "Please enter my spaceship, Earthling! It is the highschool gymnasium. WE HAVE CONQUERED THE CHESS CLUB.""
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