05-08-2002, 11:21 AM | #1 |
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Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed > a slow down in the performance of the flower and jewellery applications that > had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. > > > >> > > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, > such as > Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as Premier > league 7.4, Sky Sports 3.2 and UEFA Cup 4.1. Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. > > I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no > avail. > > What can I do? > > Signed, Desperate. > > > >> > > > > >> > > Dear Desperate, > > > >> > > First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment > package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: > C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should > then automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and Flowers 7.5. > But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such > background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. > Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will > create Snoring Loudly.WAV files. > > DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend > program. > These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. > It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the > program: > Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to > introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System. > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a > limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined with such applications as Boob Job 3.6D and that old standby...Lingerie 6.9 > (which have both been credited with improved performance of his hardware). > > Good Luck, > > > >> > > Tech Support
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05-08-2002, 11:23 AM | #2 |
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[img]smile.gif[/img] I've seen that one going around for a few years now, but it is funny. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
Cloudy, looking at the upgrades
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05-08-2002, 02:44 PM | #3 |
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Yes, I have also seen that before. Still, nice to see again, and I have taken the time to email it to EVERYONE on my adress list.
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05-08-2002, 04:20 PM | #4 |
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First time for me to see it LMFAO
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05-08-2002, 04:21 PM | #5 |
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LOL!
Not The First Time, But Still Makes Me Chuckle!!!
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05-08-2002, 05:04 PM | #6 |
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Join Date: May 9, 2001
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LMAO! I'll remember to let Mr. Boswell read this tommorow so he'll allow me more IW time!
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05-08-2002, 06:49 PM | #7 |
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I am still using the Single-ICP Loving program. I have been called sexy in da past tho.... *by girls thank goodness* Its a good booster to my Pale and Wears black 3.4!
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