A GS joke

TheGrandSlayer · 05-19-2003, 05:15 PM

Okay, my teacher was in the Marines as a squad commander (No joke) but there was this private he had named Private Libbs. You see Private Libbs exeled at any thing but you see, he was a private because...
He couldn't shoot straight, so during a drill (After shooting many of his comrades and not the target) the Major came out and told my teacher " Squad Commander Cornn (Really my teacher's last name is Cornn!) Libbs as you know can't shoot straight and I can't risk him killing out own men!" My teacher then replied "So what am I supposed to do sir???" The commander handed him a broom "Have him use this until he can shoot straight!" so my teacher, quite confused, gave Libbs the gun..

Thus on their first mission, to recapture a town controled by the enemy.So they jumped out and Private Libbs raised his broom and began yelling "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" to the rest of the Squadrin's suprise the men there began falling down! So they continued picking off everyone until there was one man charging at them My teacher yelled "Shoot him Private Libbs!" he raise his broom "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" the man kept charging... The rest of the squad opened fire, the man kept charging one of them shot a rocket at him, the man kept charging he would soon hit Libbs! "Jump out of the way Private Libbs!" but to late, Libbs was run over by the man, but the rest of the sqaud heard one thing from the man charging...
"TANKITY TANKITY TANKITY!"

Beaumanoir · 05-19-2003, 05:25 PM

LOL!!

Quite funny actually [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 05-19-2003, 05:34 PM

Like it like it.

T/-/alali · 05-19-2003, 06:21 PM

Your full of it Neeko [img]tongue.gif[/img] J/King

I'm gonna try that Tankity thing on my brother now...

Kakero · 05-19-2003, 07:47 PM

what is BANGIDY and TANKITY ?

TheGrandSlayer · 05-19-2003, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by Kakero:
what is BANGIDY and TANKITY ?

Bangity is when Libbs is imitating the gun (And people fall down) Tankity is said by the charging man imitating a tank (Thus the bullets didn't affect him and he ran over Libbs)

slicer15 · 05-20-2003, 06:05 AM

LOL, I love that one! Nice joke!

Glorfindel · 05-20-2003, 07:30 AM

LMAO [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That was funny

...
So where was it that you stopped saying this is true and started joking... that bit lost me.... so the people were real but (obviously) the tankity and bangidy wasnt?

Harkoliar · 05-20-2003, 08:26 AM

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posted by grandslayer:
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Bangity is when Libbs is imitating the gun (And people fall down) Tankity is said by the charging man imitating a tank (Thus the bullets didn't affect him and he ran over Libbs)

now that you explained it.. im laughing my a$$ off

.. thats a good one ..

TheGrandSlayer · 05-20-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Glorfindel:
LMAO [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That was funny ...
So where was it that you stopped saying this is true and started joking... that bit lost me.... so the people were real but (obviously) the tankity and bangidy wasnt?

Well Mr.Cornn is a real man (My teacher) and everything else? FAKE!

05-19-2003, 05:15 PM	#1
TheGrandSlayer Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: In front of my computer Age: 32 Posts: 860	Okay, my teacher was in the Marines as a squad commander (No joke) but there was this private he had named Private Libbs. You see Private Libbs exeled at any thing but you see, he was a private because... He couldn't shoot straight, so during a drill (After shooting many of his comrades and not the target) the Major came out and told my teacher " Squad Commander Cornn (Really my teacher's last name is Cornn!) Libbs as you know can't shoot straight and I can't risk him killing out own men!" My teacher then replied "So what am I supposed to do sir???" The commander handed him a broom "Have him use this until he can shoot straight!" so my teacher, quite confused, gave Libbs the gun.. Thus on their first mission, to recapture a town controled by the enemy.So they jumped out and Private Libbs raised his broom and began yelling "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" to the rest of the Squadrin's suprise the men there began falling down! So they continued picking off everyone until there was one man charging at them My teacher yelled "Shoot him Private Libbs!" he raise his broom "BANGIDY BANGIDY BANGIDY!" the man kept charging... The rest of the squad opened fire, the man kept charging one of them shot a rocket at him, the man kept charging he would soon hit Libbs! "Jump out of the way Private Libbs!" but to late, Libbs was run over by the man, but the rest of the sqaud heard one thing from the man charging... "TANKITY TANKITY TANKITY!" __________________ [img]\"http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/television/amazing_spider-man/animated_punisher.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Hey Mr.Smith!\"<br />\"Dave...\"<br />\"SPACKER Dave!\"

05-19-2003, 05:34 PM	#3
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Like it like it. __________________ =@

05-19-2003, 06:21 PM	#4
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 35 Posts: 700	Your full of it Neeko [img]tongue.gif[/img] J/King I'm gonna try that Tankity thing on my brother now... __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

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05-19-2003, 05:25 PM	#2
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL!! Quite funny actually [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	what is BANGIDY and TANKITY ?

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slicer15 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 12, 2002 Location: Banstead, Southeast England Age: 37 Posts: 1,162	LOL, I love that one! Nice joke!

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Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	LMAO [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] That was funny ... So where was it that you stopped saying this is true and started joking... that bit lost me.... so the people were real but (obviously) the tankity and bangidy wasnt?

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