What the ending boss of BG2 should have been

[Dundee Slaytern]

The 'real' Jon Irenicus.

Modified Multiclassed Fighter/Mage
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Level 24/20

Has 75 spell slots per spell level( Elminister has 99)

STR: 20 Check out his biceps man... he is on steroids or something...
CON: 18
WIS: 16
INT: 19
DEX: 19
CHA: 16

THACO: 0
AC: -5

Equipment
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Robe of Vecna
Amulet of Power
Irenicus' Ioun Stone
Protects from critical hits
source of his spell slot bonuses
Irenicus' Bracers
Sets AC to -5
Boots of Speed
Belt of Inertial Barrier
Irenicus' Ring One
Regenerates 10 Hp per second
grants Poison Immunity
Irenicus' Ring Two
+100% Magic Resistance
+75% Resistance to all elements
Cloak of Mirroring

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[daan]

LoL, that name has a lot of funny potential

Originally posted by Barry the Sprout: Sorry i meant envisage not invisage. If you are still having problems with it get a dictionary. Yankees, I don't know... (don't take that too seriously my American friends... please...)

Damn u, envisage is a word, not only that but "invision" isnt a word but envision is, doh...

I think Daxtylixurzik'cag'ambrixilacktr'sylicta...(name trails on for another 5 lines)" would own Irenicus, dont u???

[dulouz]

Not a chance.. by the time Daxtylixurzik'cag'ambrixilacktr'sylicta'yougethepi 'cture finishes saying "Behold Jon Irenicus, I am the great and mighty multiheaded hydra known to some as Daxtylixurzik'cag'ambrixilacktr'sylicta'iamthegrea tcornholio ..." Jon would have turned him into a newt.

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: The 'real' Jon Irenicus. Modified Multiclassed Fighter/Mage -------- Level 24/20 Has 75 spell slots per spell level( Elminister has 99) STR: 20 Check out his biceps man... he is on steroids or something... CON: 18 WIS: 16 INT: 19 DEX: 19 CHA: 16 THACO: 0 AC: -5 Equipment -------- Robe of Vecna Amulet of Power Irenicus' Ioun Stone Protects from critical hits source of his spell slot bonuses Irenicus' Bracers Sets AC to -5 Boots of Speed Belt of Inertial Barrier Irenicus' Ring One Regenerates 10 Hp per second grants Poison Immunity Irenicus' Ring Two +100% Magic Resistance +75% Resistance to all elements Cloak of Mirroring

Oh my God! This is Irenicus twin brother!

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-28-2001).]

[Barry the Sprout]

Originally posted by Shagrat The Half Orc: Damn u, envisage is a word, not only that but "invision" isnt a word but envision is, doh...

That is why the language is known as English my Half Orc friend - it is spoken best by Englishmen.
By the way I think Draxwhyarewestilltypingthisout'itisgettingprettybo ring would be able to eat Irenicus whole and then have another special attack:
Irenicus fuelled vomit
The Hydra has a bad attack of indigestion and vomits pieces of great arch mage over his foes. Whilst this causes no damage it isn't very nice and any bards hit have to go home and change clothes immediately.

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Life is like a piece of cheese. Mice only enjoy it in cartoons and it is better with toast

one question...
what would Daxtylixurzik'cag'ambrixilacktr'sylicta..., have to do with the game?
Come up with some background, and I think we've got something here!

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I saw the movie, but I didn't think the action scenes were THAT good.

[Barry the Sprout]

Draxlkasldfuehgyxzok'ohnonotagain name goes on for far too long until everyone has forgotten what they were talking about wouldhave eaten Imoen at the beggining of the game. You first have to raise the money for someone to listen to the whole of his name without telling you to go away. The normal fee is 20000 GP but it gets dropped to 15 000 GP once you tell them that it could become some sort of running gag and that they only have to hear the whole thing once. Then you have to journey to his layer where he captures you and steals your soul (having heard that they go well with lemon, Note: Draxohigiveupthisdoesn'tgetanyfunnierdoesit eventually realises that this is infact sole he was thinking about not soul - it is obvious that this plan was formulated by one of the first two heads). After this you escape and have to fight your way through the sewers in search of your now eaten soul. The game finishes with you fighting Draxiamrunningoutofideaswithwhattodowith'thename name goes on until everyone has fallen asleep and he can go back to his layer, because if you didn't then there would be something wrong with you. If anyone wants to flesh out this really dodgy storyline then feel free.

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[Barry the Sprout]

Just attempting to bump this slightly - I want input from you people so make it quick!

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Life is like a piece of cheese. Mice only enjoy it in cartoons and it is better with toast