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Old 09-12-2003, 05:51 PM   #11
Tancred
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I am dimly reminded of the younger sister of a good friend of mine... poor Becky has quite a monstrous underbite, to the extent that it is damaging her teeth and making it damn near impossible for her to eat. She's having surgery to fix the problem these days, nasty surgery involving resetting bones and screws in your jaw. *shudder*

Anyway, she's always suffered taunts about this at school, so far as I gather, but the first I learned of it was when I, my friend and his sister walked past a boy and girl on a date outside the cinema (a whole bunch of people I know had just been to see Spiderman). The girl evidently knew Becky, as when she passed us, she stuck out her chin until her lower teeth covered her upper teeth, in a mockery of Becky's own face. As I and my friend wondered what to do - if anything - Becky proved she was capable of handling it by calling back with surprising venom:

"Ah, the school take-out. Cheap, easy - quick!"

The NEW look on their faces was... good to see. We three walked away, happier for the exchange.

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Old 09-12-2003, 07:04 PM   #12
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Originally posted by Kaltia:
the girls yelled back, "You wanna try sayin' that to my FACE?"

Pissed off, I couldn't help but respond with, "I just did, though looking like it does it could well've been your arse." and stalked off.

Their comeback? "You B***H!"

My God, do people not put any effort into insulting each other anymore?
Well done Kaltia [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] When namecalling happened to me I usually was to riled to say anything but then spent the next few hours wishing I'd have come up with a reply as good and quick as this.
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Old 09-12-2003, 07:40 PM   #13
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Is it only me or would other people immediately bring out the Fisticuffs to? No harm in a little brawl if they're up for it
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Old 09-13-2003, 02:06 AM   #14
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goodmorning all its a sunny saturday here so im going out! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2003, 04:03 AM   #15
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Whew, it's 1am and I have the house to myself for 2 days! So what am i going to do? Throw a party? Of course not, i'm going to sit on my ass all day like usual

LOL Kat, well done, except I think it's odd that they called you "tart"...but then, maybe its cause im not an english-type person [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-13-2003, 05:51 AM   #16
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Those were some great come backs Kat! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] *applauds*

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Old 09-13-2003, 07:24 AM   #17
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I feel dozy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*pokes Jen
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Old 09-13-2003, 07:26 AM   #18
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ARGH! And they've finally done away with my free account at the pic hosting site no more cruiser guy...

EDIT: and now it's working again [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] time I went to bed...

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Old 09-13-2003, 07:57 AM   #19
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hey all. How is every1 this fine weekend? Im just back from concert band (play the trumpet and the guitar) what every1 up to this weekend?
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Old 09-13-2003, 08:06 AM   #20
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Originally posted by Mack_Attack:
Hey cloud you have any kids. If not I think you would make a great Mom. You always have good words of wisdom. Ahhhhh buttering up lol

But I guess walking away and being the better person is always a good route to take. But the comment about talking to the arse was good.
Aww, [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] Thanks, Mack! I appreciate your sweet err..buttering up? LOL But no, sadly, I don't have any of my own and I really like young folk. [img]smile.gif[/img] (PS: yours is a doll in that sig!) [img]smile.gif[/img] Many of my friends do though, and I've worked with lots of kids in church (Sunday school and youth group) and I work at a University (secretary) so I see young folk alot! [img]smile.gif[/img]
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