All I can say is YUCK!!!!!

Arvon · 11-26-2001, 10:42 AM

The Nose-Picking Glossary

The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit!

Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.

Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.

Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert.

Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.

Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is always looking.

Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum.

Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.

Pick And Roll: No explanation needed.

Pick And Flick: Ditto.

Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.

Paydirt: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%.

Ronn_Bman · 11-26-2001, 10:47 AM

For Double-Yuck! don't forget:

Pick, Roll and Eat: As above, but the evidence of the nasal adventure is consumed by the adventurer. (Preferred by those less than 10 years of age)

Manwe · 11-26-2001, 10:55 AM

I think i'll skip my sandwich for now.....egrh...yuck!

Staralfur · 11-26-2001, 10:58 AM

People have got the wrong idea, I'm just trying to scratch my brain. It's the same when I stick my fingers in my ears...

Manwe · 11-26-2001, 11:01 AM

Well if i'm honest, i like to stick up crayons in my nose. My record: 5, but then i'll get quite dizzy in my head.

And it's hard to get them out. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Manwe · 11-26-2001, 11:13 AM

I'm just kidding of course, but maybe i've done it when i was a child. Aargh i dont remember, maybe it's still stuck there!

Bokken · 11-26-2001, 11:35 AM

You forgot one.

Now you see it, now you don't. Now you see it, now you don't - Anyone around toddlers will know what I'm talking about hehe

Wulfere · 11-26-2001, 12:59 PM

I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...

Ronn_Bman · 11-26-2001, 02:11 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Wulfere:
I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...

Now THAT is disgusting. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Istaron · 11-26-2001, 04:04 PM

Hahaha! Humor in my taste [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-26-2001, 10:42 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Nose-Picking Glossary The Kiddie Pick: When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick: When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch: When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It: You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings: When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurtling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick: The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. NOTE: Someone is always looking. Pick Your Brains: Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save: When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. Pick And Roll: No explanation needed. Pick And Flick: Ditto. Pick And Stick: You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. Paydirt: The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-26-2001, 10:47 AM	#2
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	For Double-Yuck! don't forget: Pick, Roll and Eat: As above, but the evidence of the nasal adventure is consumed by the adventurer. (Preferred by those less than 10 years of age) __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-26-2001, 10:58 AM	#4
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	People have got the wrong idea, I'm just trying to scratch my brain. It's the same when I stick my fingers in my ears... __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

11-26-2001, 02:11 PM	#9
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	quote: Originally posted by Wulfere: I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string... Now THAT is disgusting. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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11-26-2001, 10:55 AM	#3
Manwe Manshoon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Finland Age: 40 Posts: 187	I think i'll skip my sandwich for now.....egrh...yuck!

11-26-2001, 11:01 AM	#5
Manwe Manshoon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Finland Age: 40 Posts: 187	Well if i'm honest, i like to stick up crayons in my nose. My record: 5, but then i'll get quite dizzy in my head. And it's hard to get them out. [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-26-2001, 11:13 AM	#6
Manwe Manshoon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Finland Age: 40 Posts: 187	I'm just kidding of course, but maybe i've done it when i was a child. Aargh i dont remember, maybe it's still stuck there!

11-26-2001, 11:35 AM	#7
Bokken Baaz Draconian Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 46 Posts: 708	You forgot one. Now you see it, now you don't. Now you see it, now you don't - Anyone around toddlers will know what I'm talking about hehe

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Wulfere Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: March 20, 2001 Location: Lincoln, Nebraska USA Age: 63 Posts: 893	I have a friend who's son passes a string of Twizzler up his nose then out his mouth. He then pulls on each end like a string...

11-26-2001, 04:04 PM	#10
Istaron Banned User Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Uppland Posts: 711	Hahaha! Humor in my taste [img]smile.gif[/img]

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