BG2 Bar Part 5 - The Final Tavern Here

[SSJ4Sephiroth]

Bah! Defeated by a mere twist-off root beer cap! if only they werent on so tight with their sharp edges! foolish bottle, you cannot withstand the ultimate force of Sephiroth! Sephiroth casts knock on twist-off cap. What? warded against simple spells! Bah!

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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

[DarkPiper]

Kiraleen goes over to Tancred to help him up, the faerie dragon hovering at her shoulder. The faerie dragon is sputtering aloud his side of a conversation: "I didn't mean to! It's not my fault! I thought paladins were tougher than that!"

Kiraleen glares at him. He shoots up in the air, batting his eyelashes frantically and looking for a place to hide. He sees the githyanki and his eyes spin like a drunk kaleidascope, and he swoops over to hover in front of the gith posing overdramatically!

"You're J'emtzi Qirc! Can I have your autograph?? Will you sing "Mr. Tabourine Man" for me?"

Kiraleen, who had propped Tancred up at forty-five degree angle, drops him and lunges for her familiar. "Gumdrop! NO!"

J'em screams as he senses incoming autograph hunters and flees upstairs

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Tancred: OOC: Um... er... oh, to hell with subtlety and clues. It's Kirk, Spock and Bones from Star Trek, but in Gith form!

LOL hadn't even looked at names, because I already had reached the conclusion I wouldn't know them anyway

~Mel is in dubio... hovering above the ground, flitting this way and that... should she follow the horde of autograph hunters...or stay here and be a good little elf...??~


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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

The remaining illithids are looking cheesed off. Wah can only control so many
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Then one o fthem looks decidedly unwell. It writehes in pain clutching its head. The pupils fade and dilate and the Mind Flayer falls to the ground... Dead! This is a shock to some as Lord Shield's power prevents deaths in the bar
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From a shadow steps an elven figure. He has a black helm with crow's wings, a white gauntlet on his left hand, a black glove on the right, a leather vest in which can be seen swirling stars
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Lord Thought, aka Fortuna Freeman, looks at the remaining illithids that start to lose their INT, becoming no more than children in mentality after a while
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He gives Mel a kiss on the cheek . "Missed you, lass!"

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"I say go and be the naughty little elf that I have heard about"

Tess "Can I come along also please"

"Tess you are supposed to help me with that Gold statue for the Bar"

Tess "Please. Pretty Please. Can I go my love. If I can go I will give a special treat"

"Oh all right get going my love. Don't get in too much trouble."

Tess "Thank You my love. Ok Melusine lets go and have some fun."

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By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess.


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[Melusine]

Sorry Tess...
seems like my long lost paramour has just arrived
Being a Psionicist Lord, I'm not sure if it is a good idea calling his girl a "naughty elf"

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

Tess "I never get to have any fun"

"I am so sorry Tess. Maybe next time."

Tess "I want to have fun now."

"Come on Melusine, can't you and Tess go and have some fun. And what is this that you are not a naughtly little elf. Wasn't it you who gave wedgies and atomic wedgies to patrons of the Bar."

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By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess.


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Fortuna knows Mel is a naughty elf - he's probably the one male in existence in a position to fully understand women (j/k)
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S'boc goes up to Tess and waves a little device up and down him. "Hmm - strange lifeform"

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[Neb]

Razzen, and Kivan are out cold, and Tiax is still gone, Neb is beginning to worry about Tiax, but decides that the Chosen of Cyric can probably take care of himself.

3 Githzerai, the mortal enemies of all Githyanki and Illithids teleport into the Bar and their leader says "I sense Githyanki in here, show us where they are so that we may destroy them."