The Boogre Bar 5 - Page 5

bsftcs · 05-10-2003, 01:31 PM

It so happened that the famous manufacturer of the even more famous Boogre Brew, Blubarb, had just become the main sponsor of the Boogre Snooker championships. One day his wife visited the Boogre Caves and came up with the idea, that the snooker matches could be played in the pit. Regular championships were then held there for a number of years. And because the crowd was always so noisy, the place was named the Decibel Theatre.

But after the famous match between S'keser Davis and Grunaxe, the boogre witch decided that the large number of bets that the spectators made caused them to uhm likes golds to much. The Pit Crawler was then given the pit for its home.

jsalsb · 05-10-2003, 06:24 PM

Actually, they should have left the Crawler and the snooker there together. It would have added something to the matches, what with the grunting and the clouds of booger-chalk and the fending off the ravenous death-crazed beast between breaks.

Would have been something. A real spectacle!

jsalsb · 05-10-2003, 06:27 PM

...I like saying 'booger snooker'. Booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker... SLAP!

um... sorry

Bungleau · 05-10-2003, 10:51 PM

Guys.... do remember there's a difference between "Boogre Snooker" and "Booger Snooker". Boogre Snooker is the one we've been talking about, played with snooker balls that have grown to unmanageable sizes.

Booger snooker is played by the Frost Giants of Vori, where they have an abundant supply of boogers and the weather is quite cold enough to keep them at a comfortable -40 degress (C or F), where they roll quite nicely on the tables.

And if you need another one, Jon... [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]

Suzanna · 05-11-2003, 07:56 AM

AHHAAA, Leave for one week and they close up the bar, move down the street and...what's this?.. Boogre Brew with a tequilla chaser. Ok all is forgiven, Which way to the smoking room, my armor is still on fire [img]smile.gif[/img] .

jsalsb · 05-11-2003, 08:38 AM

I'd like to say that apparently one of the first things the boogre curse affects is spelling. But sadly mine was pretty lousy to begin with.

From your description, B, I have to say that I'd prefer to be playing Boogre Snooker to Booger Snooker, at least until I've downed a 6 pack of BoogRE brew

(uugh! the thought of what BoogER brew is!)

jsalsb · 05-11-2003, 08:44 AM

Oh, and Bungleau, there's nothing I enjoy more than a good ol' slap in the face with a cold flounder! Works for incessant rambling, and for poor spelling!

bsftcs · 05-11-2003, 02:17 PM

Did you know?

The Idol of Bongu was originally the Boogre Snooker Championship Trophy. But after a second round match between Alan MalgrimManus and Mark Pries'Kielliams, in which MalgrimManus used a witch's stick for a cue, the Idol accidentally became enchanted. This resulted in a couple of players gaining the Giant Strike Trait which gave them far too much cue power and so ruined their play.

Olli Kalma · 05-12-2003, 04:44 AM

Wow! What a trip in Nymph lake!
Now we are back... Or almost all of us.
LiOnHe@rT was under nymphs enchant and wanted to stay there just little longer [img]smile.gif[/img] Well I must say she ( nymph ) looked very beautiful and if I hadn't stuck couple of beens into my ears, I would be under that nasty spell too..
( it sounded little same as seireen's call

)

Here you are Jafin !
* Gives pack of Nymph Coffee beans into Jafin... *

Now I really want that you start making that your famous Nymph Coffee!
And make your first one's free to all!

Just hope that LiOnHe@rT would soon enter here, we sure don't want to
go back and search for him! Well, those nymphs were so beautiful, and I
think that if you don't have better to do in the summer, just come and visit me in the Nymph Lake! I sure want to spend my summer there!

...Or maybe rest of this year...
...Or rest of my life...

Think I just go there now!

* Slap!

*

Getting slapped by Bungleau...

What! What did I do? Where am I?!?! Why every one stare at me?

Uh... Now I remember! ... Feeling my self so stupid!

I hope I didn't told you what we where doing witrh Morguemaus and three beautiful Nymphs! I still remember how she get near me and gived her...
* Slap Again!

*

What!?!??!

What did I say?!?!?

Ok! It seem that you better to tie me into chair for a while...

* Takes one big taste from coffee cup... *

Morguemaus! throw more log's into fireplace and sit next to me!
Think we should tell other what we done during the weekend....

bsftcs · 05-12-2003, 01:48 PM

And a round of decaffeinated mana max potions for all of you fine ladies and gentlemen it is.

Now, who is for boogre snooker?

05-10-2003, 01:31 PM	#41
bsftcs Red Dragon Join Date: January 23, 2003 Location: Denmark Age: 45 Posts: 1,577	It so happened that the famous manufacturer of the even more famous Boogre Brew, Blubarb, had just become the main sponsor of the Boogre Snooker championships. One day his wife visited the Boogre Caves and came up with the idea, that the snooker matches could be played in the pit. Regular championships were then held there for a number of years. And because the crowd was always so noisy, the place was named the Decibel Theatre. But after the famous match between S'keser Davis and Grunaxe, the boogre witch decided that the large number of bets that the spectators made caused them to uhm likes golds to much. The Pit Crawler was then given the pit for its home. __________________ Moderation is good so long as it is not exaggerated!

05-10-2003, 06:24 PM	#42
jsalsb Elminster Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 57 Posts: 428	Actually, they should have left the Crawler and the snooker there together. It would have added something to the matches, what with the grunting and the clouds of booger-chalk and the fending off the ravenous death-crazed beast between breaks. Would have been something. A real spectacle! __________________ Jon<br />---<br /> [img]\"http://www.ksdpp.mcgill.ca/js/jon-avatar-me-iw-tr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"When the world is running down, you make the best of what\'s still around.\"

05-10-2003, 06:27 PM	#43
jsalsb Elminster Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 57 Posts: 428	...I like saying 'booger snooker'. Booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker booger snooker... SLAP! um... sorry __________________ Jon<br />---<br /> [img]\"http://www.ksdpp.mcgill.ca/js/jon-avatar-me-iw-tr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"When the world is running down, you make the best of what\'s still around.\"

05-10-2003, 10:51 PM	#44
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Guys.... do remember there's a difference between "Boogre Snooker" and "Booger Snooker". Boogre Snooker is the one we've been talking about, played with snooker balls that have grown to unmanageable sizes. Booger snooker is played by the Frost Giants of Vori, where they have an abundant supply of boogers and the weather is quite cold enough to keep them at a comfortable -40 degress (C or F), where they roll quite nicely on the tables. And if you need another one, Jon... [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

05-11-2003, 07:56 AM	#45
Suzanna Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: April 22, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 58 Posts: 10	AHHAAA, Leave for one week and they close up the bar, move down the street and...what's this?.. Boogre Brew with a tequilla chaser. Ok all is forgiven, Which way to the smoking room, my armor is still on fire [img]smile.gif[/img] . __________________ Suzy

05-11-2003, 08:38 AM	#46
jsalsb Elminster Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 57 Posts: 428	I'd like to say that apparently one of the first things the boogre curse affects is spelling. But sadly mine was pretty lousy to begin with. From your description, B, I have to say that I'd prefer to be playing Boogre Snooker to Booger Snooker, at least until I've downed a 6 pack of BoogRE brew (uugh! the thought of what BoogER brew is!) __________________ Jon<br />---<br /> [img]\"http://www.ksdpp.mcgill.ca/js/jon-avatar-me-iw-tr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"When the world is running down, you make the best of what\'s still around.\"

05-11-2003, 08:44 AM	#47
jsalsb Elminster Join Date: March 5, 2001 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Age: 57 Posts: 428	Oh, and Bungleau, there's nothing I enjoy more than a good ol' slap in the face with a cold flounder! Works for incessant rambling, and for poor spelling! __________________ Jon<br />---<br /> [img]\"http://www.ksdpp.mcgill.ca/js/jon-avatar-me-iw-tr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"When the world is running down, you make the best of what\'s still around.\"

05-11-2003, 02:17 PM	#48
bsftcs Red Dragon Join Date: January 23, 2003 Location: Denmark Age: 45 Posts: 1,577	Did you know? The Idol of Bongu was originally the Boogre Snooker Championship Trophy. But after a second round match between Alan MalgrimManus and Mark Pries'Kielliams, in which MalgrimManus used a witch's stick for a cue, the Idol accidentally became enchanted. This resulted in a couple of players gaining the Giant Strike Trait which gave them far too much cue power and so ruined their play. __________________ Moderation is good so long as it is not exaggerated!

05-12-2003, 04:44 AM	#49
Olli Kalma Avatar Join Date: October 2, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 42 Posts: 546	Wow! What a trip in Nymph lake! Now we are back... Or almost all of us. LiOnHe@rT was under nymphs enchant and wanted to stay there just little longer [img]smile.gif[/img] Well I must say she ( nymph ) looked very beautiful and if I hadn't stuck couple of beens into my ears, I would be under that nasty spell too.. ( it sounded little same as seireen's call ) Here you are Jafin ! * Gives pack of Nymph Coffee beans into Jafin... * Now I really want that you start making that your famous Nymph Coffee! And make your first one's free to all! Just hope that LiOnHe@rT would soon enter here, we sure don't want to go back and search for him! Well, those nymphs were so beautiful, and I think that if you don't have better to do in the summer, just come and visit me in the Nymph Lake! I sure want to spend my summer there! ...Or maybe rest of this year... ...Or rest of my life... Think I just go there now! * Slap! * Getting slapped by Bungleau... What! What did I do? Where am I?!?! Why every one stare at me? Uh... Now I remember! ... Feeling my self so stupid! I hope I didn't told you what we where doing witrh Morguemaus and three beautiful Nymphs! I still remember how she get near me and gived her... * Slap Again! * What!?!??! What did I say?!?!? Ok! It seem that you better to tie me into chair for a while... * Takes one big taste from coffee cup... * Morguemaus! throw more log's into fireplace and sit next to me! Think we should tell other what we done during the weekend.... __________________ What doesn\'t kill you, makes you stronger.

05-12-2003, 01:48 PM	#50
bsftcs Red Dragon Join Date: January 23, 2003 Location: Denmark Age: 45 Posts: 1,577	And a round of decaffeinated mana max potions for all of you fine ladies and gentlemen it is. Now, who is for boogre snooker? __________________ Moderation is good so long as it is not exaggerated!

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