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07-12-2002, 08:20 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA
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*you look too thin, honey… won’t you please have another cream puff? Or can I get you a donut?
*oh, no, sit down please, let ME clean the toilet *I kind of like it when you don’t shave your legs… such a raw, animal sensation… Grrrr! *hey, would you and the girls like to go shopping with me on Fifth Avenue? I’ve got some extra money burning a hole in my pocket… *do you think I’m good enough for the Chippendales? *can I take you to see the Chippendale dancers? *let’s go watch the Ice Capades. I really prefer figure skating to hockey. *dieting makes you miserable. I bought you some nice Haagen-Daz ice cream, won’t you have a little? *I think using an iron well is just so manly, don’t you? *would you like a Porsche for your birthday? *I love painting your toenails, your feet are so sexy *I don’t understand why they don’t do a calendar of the top women chess players *Those gals in the Sports Illustrated calendar couldn’t play sports if their lives depended on it. Borrrrrrring! |
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07-12-2002, 08:22 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
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LMAO!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Good one, AliCat... 
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07-12-2002, 08:27 PM
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Mephistopheles
 Join Date: January 18, 2002
Location: Baumholder Germany
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lol yeah hehe very funny i wold never say that, well honestly maybe i would paint her toenails
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07-12-2002, 08:27 PM
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Drow Warrior
Join Date: January 7, 2001
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Thanks! All's fair in... the gender war!
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07-12-2002, 08:30 PM
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07-13-2002, 12:54 AM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
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In the battle of the sexes, women are supreme
*sticks a foot in dizzy's face and gives him some black nail polish* 
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07-13-2002, 01:04 AM
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07-13-2002, 01:11 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
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Why did God give women breasts? So men would talk to them.
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07-13-2002, 02:20 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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LOL This was fun, Alicat! Although my fiance does kinda like my feet...
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Manshoon
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Skinny women are kind of frightening. Nothing wrong with being thin (I'm thin... used to be skinny. 6'0", 115 Lbs) but the Twiggy-esque skinny thing is gross. I don't like elbows that much. Sadly the girl I said those things too is now an ex. Maybe we guys should keep going down our oh so smoothly paved path to hell. I've heard it said, after all, that the most effective instrument of torture ever created is woman. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] DeSoya
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