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Old 04-11-2001, 03:59 AM   #11
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He, eh ok, I answered the other thread...

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Old 04-11-2001, 06:21 AM   #12
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Bored with the same old color? eat a whole tube of cake icing of your choice.

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Old 04-11-2001, 06:42 AM   #13
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A poo thread - who'd have thought it? Don't read on if you are easily offended.

15 Easy Steps to Shit like a Man:

1 Select reading material (can be anything except a porn-mag; tried by every man once, but never repeated - see step 4).

2 Tell everyone along the way, "Just going for a dump, okay?" Always tell girlfriend/wife, especially when she has visitors.

Other suitable phrases include:-
I'm going to see a friend off to the coast
Off to curl one down
Drop the kids off at the pool
Release the chocolate hostage
Liberate Richard the Third
Take a weight off my mind
Make a bum cigar
Do some cable laying
Have an Eartha Kitt
Grow a tail
I've got the turtle's head
I'm touching cloth

3 Pull pants and trousers around ankles, then sit down.

4 Adjust penis and testicles to hang comfortably without touching the toilet rim.

5 Open reading material and relax.

6 Whilst waiting, it is traditional to audibly fart.

7 Sigh loudly as the first one bullets out. It is quite normal to experience a cold jet of water rocket up your anus as a result of the first bomb. This is to be endured if you want to be a real man.

8 Remain sitting and reading until pins-and-needles set in to your legs and buttocks.

9 Rise and look at the poo. Make mental notes of any irregularities to report to friends and girlfriend/wife, e.g. colour,consistency,any visible traces of peanuts, etc. You must tell people about it.

10 Take long length of paper and wipe anus. You must look at the paper before throwing it into the pan.

11 Repeat step 10 until there is no longer any evidence of faeces on the paper.

12 Flush. If there is any residue left on the pan, under no circumstances attempt to clean it off. In due course, it will come away by itself. Or when your girlfriend/wife next uses the loo.

13 Leave the seat up. Leave the reading material on the floor (you can use it again later).

14 Wash your hands once.

15 Vacate the bathroom, leaving the door open. It is important to a man's self-esteem that other people smell his produce.


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Old 04-11-2001, 06:47 AM   #14
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Donut - LOL!
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Old 04-11-2001, 07:36 AM   #15
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I'm taking notes! Sounds like Donut is a level 22 pooper!
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Old 04-11-2001, 08:15 AM   #16
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One look at the title, and I was in!!
I did post on Moridin's thread though.

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Old 04-11-2001, 09:43 AM   #17
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Wow! when I made that earlier post I didnt know I had turned this into a real poop thread! looks like his plan of luring us here to post on moradins thread backfired.

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Old 04-11-2001, 09:57 AM   #18
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Yorick-- LMAO thank you!

Didn't really expect to see a thread of this nature, but I gaurantee it will be more popular than the "global warming" topic? Must play to people's curious nature!

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