ORT Building

[Neb]

"Would WaveRider happen to be this intruder?" asks Neb who is just back from ridding the building of LS's Darklings, "By the way, I've just updated the building plan and finished installing the soft-drink, marzipan and chocolate pipelines which we demanded some time ago, these are the updates:

B7: Cold Fusion Reactor(It's where we store our beer to keep it cold.)

B8: Emergency stores.

B9: Marzipan pipeline connection area.

B10: Chocolate pipeline connection area.

B11: Various soft drink pipelines connected here.

B13: Laboratory(Anomalous Materials, currently infested with various monsters from another dimension.)

B15: Waste processing.

And we've also got a new helipad installed on the roof."

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Worshipper of Tiax.
Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.
Member of the HADB clan.


Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy
General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department in the IW Peacekeeping Force.
ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff.

[This message has been edited by Neb (edited 10-02-2001).]

[DragonMage]

Magey-Wagey rushes to the rescue-wescue!!!!

"Here I come to save the daaaaay! I'm"...nooooo, that's not it!

AHA!! *summons fearsome huge Dragons to breathe fire at the intruders!*
*Dragon Fire causes all the intruder's weapons to explode and they run away in flames!!!!*



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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[DragonMage]

Hey, Neb!!! Where's the Gummi Bear distribution pipeline??? *pout*

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Beaumanoir]

Ahhhh, Thankyou Magey-Wagey, They Werew Being A Bit Of A Pain, And Well Done neb, But Cant We Have All The Pipelines On One Level???

*With That Sorted Binky Skulks Off Up The Stairs*

As we all Know, Poor Old Binky Lives In The Ort Lounge...

*Beaumanoir Strolls Up To The O.R.T Lounge And Lies On The Sofa With His Hat Now Over His Eyes*

Nightie Night Everyone.... YAWN...


*Snore.... Snore.... Snore....*

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella


BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

[This message has been edited by Beaumanoir (edited 10-02-2001).]

[Sir Kenyth]

Originally posted by Beaumanoir: *Beaumanoir Thanks Everyone For The Kind Compliments And Runs His Finger Along The Windowsill Looking For Dust* We Do Lots Of Things Here Red, Sign Off, Sign On, Spam , Discuss Ort Issues, Play Tricks, Allsorts! Hmmm, Wheres Kenyth? I think he'd Be A Very good addition to the ORT Team, Do You Want To Join? If You Do, Please Go To The Recruitment Floor And Wait For A Member Of Staff To Come Along!

*Dives out of the door to B13 and slams the door behind him*

Ooooops! Wrong floor!

*Advises a passerby*

Don't go in there. It's dark!

I'm heading to the ground floor where I assume the receptionist is. So, what do I have to do to be a Royal toad?

*Hands off his family secret recipe for Nutella on graham crackers to Beaumanoir to sweeten the deal.*




[This message has been edited by Sir Kenyth (edited 10-02-2001).]

[Neb]

Neb falls asleep in one of the deck chairs on the roof, snoring loudly.

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Worshipper of Tiax.
Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.
Member of the HADB clan.

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy
General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department in the IW Peacekeeping Force.
ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff.

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Sir Kenyth: *Dives out of the door to B13 and slams the door behind him* Ooooops! Wrong floor! *Advises a passerby* Don't go in there. It's dark! I'm heading to the ground floor where I assume the receptionist is. So, what do I have to do to be a Royal toad? *Hands off his family secret recipe for Nutella on graham crackers to Beaumanoir to sweeten the deal.* [This message has been edited by Sir Kenyth (edited 10-02-2001).]

Welcome Sir Kenyth. The boys are sleeping right now, but I'll take that recipe and file it in our secret recipe file box. Due to a dimensional time rift, Neb is both asleep here and playing elsewhere. Do join our little organization, though! We'd be happy to have you!!! Do you have any questions?

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[Sir Kenyth]

Originally posted by Neb: Neb falls asleep in one of the deck chairs on the roof, snoring loudly.

Aha Neb! I see you weild the horrifying "Lawer" spell book! Truly none can stand before such might. I have found a more ancient power which may overcome you though. It requires summoning a creature of pure evil from a forgotten plane of hell. One who is completely cold, relentless, and all powerful.

*Shows Neb a peek of his "Summon IRS Agent" Scroll*

This horrifying abomination weilds the all powerful "Audit". It can drain life like a vampire. It can make possesions from your inventory disappear. It's relentless stare weakens. It's strange language causes confusion when heard.

In order to summon it safely requires a special protection spell.

*Shows Neb a peek of his "Tax Shelter" Scroll*

[Sir Kenyth]

Originally posted by DragonMage: Welcome Sir Kenyth. The boys are sleeping right now, but I'll take that recipe and file it in our secret recipe file box. Due to a dimensional time rift, Neb is both asleep here and playing elsewhere. Do join our little organization, though! We'd be happy to have you!!! Do you have any questions?

Certainly! Is this just a little forum group that likes to have common threads, or does it require that you do on-line gaming with the group. I'm not able to do on-line gaming so if this is a requirement let me know. If I join I should put that fact in the Sig. block, right?

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Sir Kenyth: Certainly! Is this just a little forum group that likes to have common threads, or does it require that you do on-line gaming with the group. I'm not able to do on-line gaming so if this is a requirement let me know. If I join I should put that fact in the Sig. block, right?

Well, I don't know if ORT is going to do online gaming, but HADB does and will be doing NWN soon. Join BOTH and goof off here with ORT, then, if you can get connected, play online with HADB as you have the time.

And if you join either or both, add it to your signature line. Come up with a cool title, or I can maybe help you with one if you get stuck.

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*