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09-05-2004, 08:46 AM
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Unicorn
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Presidental Sex Quiz
1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to push the button in case of nuclear attack? 2. Which president alleged had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant? 3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office? 4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife's half sister? 5. Which president called his mistress Pookie? 6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first husband and was branded an adulterer during his re-election campaign? 7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife while he was engaged to someone else? 8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's person secretary? 9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat closet ? at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them? 10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about the other president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9? 11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's? 12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off his manhood (which he named Jumbo)? SEE BELOW FOR ANSWERS 1. John F. Kennedy 2. Bill Clinton 3. Lyndon B. Johnson 4. Thomas Jefferson 5. Bill Clinton 6. Andrew Jackson 7. George Washington 8. Franklin D. Roosevelt 9. Warren G. Harding 10. John F. Kennedy 11. Lyndon B. Johnson 12. Lyndon B. Johnson [ 09-05-2004, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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09-05-2004, 08:55 AM
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Hahahaha, WOW, that was great, im guessing these are all true?
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09-05-2004, 07:40 PM
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Didn't know you were interested in these kind of things Arvon. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-05-2004, 09:07 PM
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09-05-2004, 11:49 PM
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S'good to be the king! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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09-06-2004, 05:00 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Indeed. Though LBJ's record is impressive, still gotta give props to Willy!
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09-06-2004, 05:26 PM
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09-06-2004, 05:43 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Well, it can be as punny as you want!
even better: "Slick Willy" |
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