SPAM and TERRORISM!?!?

[Paladin2000]

Originally posted by The Whackmiester: I heard somewhere that Spam supports Terrorism. Is this true?

Yes it does. I had a long talk with Osama Bin Laden yesterday and he confirmed that they are shifting their money making operations from opium productions to mass spamming activities... mainly porn advertisements and sex toys. (Apparently he has tried most of the products himself or on "Betsy", his favorite pet donkey).

As a matter of fact, 99% percent of spammers are actually linked to Osama bin Laden. Now, hurry up and go hunt down some spammers.

[InjaYew]

Well in theory, a spammorist could sneak spyware into an email so they could spy on what you do. For the life of me though, dunno how knowing how much porn somebody looks at or how often they shop eBay is gonna help 'em rule the world. [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

[Oblivion437]

The fourth strategically useless device of our time: The SPAM...

Shipped in 300 foot long cylindrical containers roughly weighing in at 5,000 tons apiece, these massive containers are surprisingly empty for such exhorbitant weight and size. Inside, a toxic brew of the foulest substances known to man are contained in individual, smaller cells. These include, Voluminum (patent pending), Stupidium, and Radium (yes, a real element is involved) which together produce the lethal cocktale known as SPAM. It can enter an area and leave it completely useless by flood, and it will be more than 20 millenia before the area re-enters a stability complex...

Beware the Terrorists who attempt to deploy Dirty SPAM, a device so dreadful, even the inventors don't know what it is!