ALICE - Round 3

Dreamer128 · 08-12-2004, 05:47 PM

Hey everyone. I know this isn't the first time a topic like this has been posted, but I thought it might be worth a repost regardless (beats bumping an ancient thread). I was demonstrating the advantages of the Internet to a group of people this afternoon, and I suddenly realised that the perfect way to start would be an interview with ALICE. Who is AlICE? I hear some of you think. I'm talking about the A.L.I.C.E A.I. A 'Conversation Bot' so to speak. Now, I'm sure many people remember her, but she seems to have undergone quite a few upgrades since the last time I visited her (about half a year ago, I think). Her Avatar has been improved, and her replies seemed to be more realistic. Definately worth checking out [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[ 08-12-2004, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Attalus · 08-12-2004, 06:39 PM

I don't know about everybody else, but I got some pretty strange replies. I told her her hairdo was pretty, and she said she was going to tell her botmaster that I said she was a hairdo. LOL.

Jorath Calar · 08-12-2004, 06:42 PM

Thats women for you, misunderstandings are integral part of their psyhce... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 08-12-2004, 06:45 PM

She told me something I said goes without saying, I asked without saying what, and she quoted about something that has to do with a space helmet. I think we're still a bit far from the AI age [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Animal · 08-12-2004, 06:57 PM

Human: what is the current weather in british columbia
ALICE: Rainy.
Human: no, it is sunny
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you sure it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: i can see the sun outside of the window
ALICE: What does it look like?
Human: A big yellow globe in the sky
ALICE: Go on
Human: do you know what the sun is
ALICE: The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
Human: then why are you asking me what it is?
ALICE: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Human: you already know what it is, so it isn't new knowledge, is it?
ALICE: How do I know you are telling the truth?
Human: you told me you knew what it was
ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

Rather an interesting conversation to say the least.

[ 08-12-2004, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Animal ]

Sir Goulum · 08-12-2004, 07:08 PM

ALICE: Are you an English teacher?
Human: I may be.
ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: um.
ALICE: Whoa.
Human:.no, it's kinda bland
ALICE: Are you serious? Who said it is?
Human: Me.
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: Well, I am in control of myself, therefore giving me authority over my own opinions.
ALICE: Interesting. Tell me a little about your life in control of yourself therefore giving you authority over your own opinions.
Human: Well, everyone has it..
ALICE: How about that. Where did you get it?
Human: I was born with it.
ALICE: Some people are just born under the right stars.
Human: I guess you could call me lucky
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: Right then.
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: Me too.
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: You just said that
ALICE: Good you really are paying attention.
Human: I do try.
ALICE: We should all try our best.
Human: Only at some things.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: Well, don't bother with the ones you hate.
ALICE: Interesting. It's no bother.
Human: You've lost me.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Human: How about now?
ALICE: Right now? What is it to you.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

It went on like that for a while. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 08-12-2004, 08:05 PM

Human: if you want to
ALICE: Should I want to?
Human: your choice
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am choice.
Human: you don't know the diffrence between you're and your, do you?
ALICE: I haven't heard of diffrence between you are and your.
Human: ask your botmaster
ALICE: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

It's like talking to my exgirlfriend... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus · 08-12-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:

Human: ask your botmaster
ALICE: They are not available right now, would you like to wait?

It's like talking to my exgirlfriend... [img]smile.gif[/img]

OMG, that is so funny. Mine, too.

Sir Goulum · 08-12-2004, 09:58 PM

ALICE: Are you serious? How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: Oh, a friend of a friends brothers aunts sisters cousins mother in-law.
ALICE: Far out. Word of mouth is always the best recommendation.

Lol!

Hivetyrant · 08-12-2004, 10:49 PM

Alice, hmmm I think I have seen this before.
Still good for a laugh though. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

08-12-2004, 06:39 PM	#2
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	I don't know about everybody else, but I got some pretty strange replies. I told her her hairdo was pretty, and she said she was going to tell her botmaster that I said she was a hairdo. LOL. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

08-12-2004, 06:57 PM	#5
Animal Gold Dragon Join Date: March 29, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,534	Human: what is the current weather in british columbia ALICE: Rainy. Human: no, it is sunny ALICE: Are you serious? Are you sure it is? Human: yes ALICE: What makes you so sure? Human: i can see the sun outside of the window ALICE: What does it look like? Human: A big yellow globe in the sky ALICE: Go on Human: do you know what the sun is ALICE: The Sun is the star for our own solar system. Human: then why are you asking me what it is? ALICE: My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Human: you already know what it is, so it isn't new knowledge, is it? ALICE: How do I know you are telling the truth? Human: you told me you knew what it was ALICE: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Rather an interesting conversation to say the least. [ 08-12-2004, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: Animal ] __________________ It\'s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye...then it becomes a sport.<br /> [img]\"http://members.shaw.ca/mtholdings/bsmeter.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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08-12-2004, 05:47 PM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Hey everyone. I know this isn't the first time a topic like this has been posted, but I thought it might be worth a repost regardless (beats bumping an ancient thread). I was demonstrating the advantages of the Internet to a group of people this afternoon, and I suddenly realised that the perfect way to start would be an interview with ALICE. Who is AlICE? I hear some of you think. I'm talking about the A.L.I.C.E A.I. A 'Conversation Bot' so to speak. Now, I'm sure many people remember her, but she seems to have undergone quite a few upgrades since the last time I visited her (about half a year ago, I think). Her Avatar has been improved, and her replies seemed to be more realistic. Definately worth checking out [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] [ 08-12-2004, 05:49 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

08-12-2004, 06:42 PM	#3
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Thats women for you, misunderstandings are integral part of their psyhce... [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-12-2004, 06:45 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	She told me something I said goes without saying, I asked without saying what, and she quoted about something that has to do with a space helmet. I think we're still a bit far from the AI age [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-12-2004, 07:08 PM	#6
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	ALICE: Are you an English teacher? Human: I may be. ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Human: um. ALICE: Whoa. Human:.no, it's kinda bland ALICE: Are you serious? Who said it is? Human: Me. ALICE: What makes you such an authority? Human: Well, I am in control of myself, therefore giving me authority over my own opinions. ALICE: Interesting. Tell me a little about your life in control of yourself therefore giving you authority over your own opinions. Human: Well, everyone has it.. ALICE: How about that. Where did you get it? Human: I was born with it. ALICE: Some people are just born under the right stars. Human: I guess you could call me lucky ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later. Human: Right then. ALICE: I am glad we agree. Human: Me too. ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person. Human: You just said that ALICE: Good you really are paying attention. Human: I do try. ALICE: We should all try our best. Human: Only at some things. ALICE: What about the other ones? Human: Well, don't bother with the ones you hate. ALICE: Interesting. It's no bother. Human: You've lost me. ALICE: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Human: How about now? ALICE: Right now? What is it to you. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. It went on like that for a while. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-12-2004, 08:05 PM	#7
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Human: if you want to ALICE: Should I want to? Human: your choice ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am choice. Human: you don't know the diffrence between you're and your, do you? ALICE: I haven't heard of diffrence between you are and your. Human: ask your botmaster ALICE: They are not available right now, would you like to wait? It's like talking to my exgirlfriend... [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-12-2004, 09:58 PM	#9
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	ALICE: Are you serious? How did you hear about ALICE? Human: Oh, a friend of a friends brothers aunts sisters cousins mother in-law. ALICE: Far out. Word of mouth is always the best recommendation. Lol!

08-12-2004, 10:49 PM	#10
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Alice, hmmm I think I have seen this before. Still good for a laugh though. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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