Ironworks Adoptions Open Now!

DragonMage · 11-06-2001, 10:08 AM

I hereby announce that I am adopting Ironworks members.

Adoptees:
Neb
Seph
Kaz
Aelia
Adam Warlock
DM of FAoIW (250)

Adult 'Supervision':
Momma Breanna - Keeper of the House of Ironworks
Uncle Hiram - Keeper of the Cheetohs
Odd Uncle Mouse - Scary Bedtime Story and performer of other sundry bizarre acts
Gramma Bili - Spoiler of Children
Auntie Silver Cheetah - Honorary title as she's not checked in here yet.

Personal Servants:

Ramon^3: Kaz's for tutoring in German Accent and Purring
Absynthe: Mine and Silver Cheetah's new Toy

Rules for adoption:

You must be polite to your elders.
You must be respectful of others.
You must be responsible and considerate.
You must be mature, yet still know how to have fun.

You must measure up to these high standards, or you can apply for positions in the household:

Dishwasher
Cook - Kaz (we shall be infamous chef's!

)
Upstairs Maid
Downstairs Maid
Butler
Chauffer
Private Tutor in the Art of Fingersmithing - Lucre
Gardener - Deiter Leafblade
Security Specialist - Elif Godson
Family Protector - Sir Exxon
Dog Walker - Lioness
Catbox Tender - Jerome
Music Teacher w/PhD in Metallica - Madman-Rogovich
Official Party Crasher - Tiamat
Sword Trainer for the children - Sir Byronas

Other positions may be available - present your resume to the front desk and I'll look it over.

[ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: DragonMage ]

Neb · 11-06-2001, 10:14 AM

Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hiram Sedai · 11-06-2001, 10:21 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Just so you know...if Dragonmage is Mom, then I'm Uncle Hiram. I remember when you were just a little anklebiter riding around in your Fisher Price Sorceror mobile. You were so cute. You would say "Uncle Hiwam, wanna pway some D und D?

DragonMage · 11-06-2001, 10:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Let's see....

Running in the halls is permitted as the walls are padded for just such occurences.

Bed times vary depending on what you have for school the next day or if it's a weekend.

Loud music is allowed in your rooms and in the music room as these rooms are soundproof. Please limit ear-drum shattering decible levels elsewhere else it might scare the fur of my cats.

Healthy meals will be prepared for you most of the time, but two or three times a week we will have things like "Pizza Party", "Cheetohs and Cheese" and "Marshmallow Melange" wherein we are decadent and eat entirely all the WRONG things.

Plus, there's an area in the garden for food fights, water balloon battles, etc. Please limit these 'messy' but fun activities to the area indicated.

[img]smile.gif[/img]

DragonMage · 11-06-2001, 10:24 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
Just so you know...if Dragonmage is Mom, then I'm Uncle Hiram. I remember when you were just a little anklebiter riding around in your Fisher Price Sorceror mobile. You were so cute. You would say "Uncle Hiwam, wanna pway some D und D?

Hey, bro! Glad to see you'll be around helping me keep the little rugrats in line! [img]smile.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna need it!

Neb · 11-06-2001, 10:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:

Hey, bro! Glad to see you'll be around helping me keep the little rugrats in line! [img]smile.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna need it!

Me? You're going to need help keeping ME in line? How could you EVER think that I would need keeping in line? Just look at me!

I'm an angel, never even ONCE would I even THINK of doing anything that would break the rules..... I always act before I think [img]tongue.gif[/img] and I never think about it afterwards [img]smile.gif[/img]

adam warlock · 11-06-2001, 10:30 AM

don't forget about the toilet-training and reading them a scary bed-time story

DragonMage · 11-06-2001, 10:30 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Me? You're going to need help keeping ME in line? How could you EVER think that I would need keeping in line? Just look at me! I'm an angel, never even ONCE would I even THINK of doing anything that would break the rules..... I always act before I think [img]tongue.gif[/img] and I never think about it afterwards [img]smile.gif[/img]

I meant it affectionately, hon! But you'd better watch your step...there's a few, um...surprises in this house for those who misbehave....

Neb · 11-06-2001, 10:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:

I meant it affectionately, hon! But you'd better watch your step...there's a few, um...surprises in this house for those who misbehave....

Ooooh, better behave then, btw, were you going to PM or email Kaz?
Any dress code for the house? I am NOT giving up my pointy hat or wizard's robes.

DragonMage · 11-06-2001, 10:46 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
Ooooh, better behave then, btw, were you going to PM or email Kaz?
Any dress code for the house? I am NOT giving up my pointy hat or wizard's robes.

PM'd her already, waiting for a response.

As to dress code, the only thing I can think of that I don't allow are those silly 'beanie' hats - you know...ball cap with a propellor on top? *ACK* I can't stand those things! And in the house, bunny slippers are a must, else your feet may get cold and you'll catch a sniffle! [img]smile.gif[/img]

I'm also setting up a place in the back yard where you can practice pitching people - just lay off the dwarves or the dragon will get you!

11-06-2001, 10:08 AM	#1
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	I hereby announce that I am adopting Ironworks members. Adoptees: Neb Seph Kaz Aelia Adam Warlock DM of FAoIW (250) Adult 'Supervision': Momma Breanna - Keeper of the House of Ironworks Uncle Hiram - Keeper of the Cheetohs Odd Uncle Mouse - Scary Bedtime Story and performer of other sundry bizarre acts Gramma Bili - Spoiler of Children Auntie Silver Cheetah - Honorary title as she's not checked in here yet. Personal Servants: Ramon^3: Kaz's for tutoring in German Accent and Purring Absynthe: Mine and Silver Cheetah's new Toy Rules for adoption: You must be polite to your elders. You must be respectful of others. You must be responsible and considerate. You must be mature, yet still know how to have fun. You must measure up to these high standards, or you can apply for positions in the household: Dishwasher Cook - Kaz (we shall be infamous chef's! ) Upstairs Maid Downstairs Maid Butler Chauffer Private Tutor in the Art of Fingersmithing - Lucre Gardener - Deiter Leafblade Security Specialist - Elif Godson Family Protector - Sir Exxon Dog Walker - Lioness Catbox Tender - Jerome Music Teacher w/PhD in Metallica - Madman-Rogovich Official Party Crasher - Tiamat Sword Trainer for the children - Sir Byronas Other positions may be available - present your resume to the front desk and I'll look it over. [ 11-09-2001: Message edited by: DragonMage ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

11-06-2001, 10:21 AM	#3
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img] Just so you know...if Dragonmage is Mom, then I'm Uncle Hiram. I remember when you were just a little anklebiter riding around in your Fisher Price Sorceror mobile. You were so cute. You would say "Uncle Hiwam, wanna pway some D und D? __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-06-2001, 10:22 AM	#4
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img] Let's see.... Running in the halls is permitted as the walls are padded for just such occurences. Bed times vary depending on what you have for school the next day or if it's a weekend. Loud music is allowed in your rooms and in the music room as these rooms are soundproof. Please limit ear-drum shattering decible levels elsewhere else it might scare the fur of my cats. Healthy meals will be prepared for you most of the time, but two or three times a week we will have things like "Pizza Party", "Cheetohs and Cheese" and "Marshmallow Melange" wherein we are decadent and eat entirely all the WRONG things. Plus, there's an area in the garden for food fights, water balloon battles, etc. Please limit these 'messy' but fun activities to the area indicated. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

11-06-2001, 10:24 AM	#5
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	quote: Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Just so you know...if Dragonmage is Mom, then I'm Uncle Hiram. I remember when you were just a little anklebiter riding around in your Fisher Price Sorceror mobile. You were so cute. You would say "Uncle Hiwam, wanna pway some D und D? Hey, bro! Glad to see you'll be around helping me keep the little rugrats in line! [img]smile.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna need it! __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

11-06-2001, 10:28 AM	#6
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by DragonMage: Hey, bro! Glad to see you'll be around helping me keep the little rugrats in line! [img]smile.gif[/img] I think I'm gonna need it! Me? You're going to need help keeping ME in line? How could you EVER think that I would need keeping in line? Just look at me! I'm an angel, never even ONCE would I even THINK of doing anything that would break the rules..... I always act before I think [img]tongue.gif[/img] and I never think about it afterwards [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-06-2001, 10:14 AM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Guess I should start calling you "mom" from now on [img]smile.gif[/img] , what are the rules, bedtimes and other things that would be worth knowing? Especially the rules about loud music..... Music is SO much more fun when it's making the walls shake.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-06-2001, 10:30 AM	#7
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	don't forget about the toilet-training and reading them a scary bed-time story __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

11-06-2001, 10:30 AM	#8
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Me? You're going to need help keeping ME in line? How could you EVER think that I would need keeping in line? Just look at me! I'm an angel, never even ONCE would I even THINK of doing anything that would break the rules..... I always act before I think [img]tongue.gif[/img] and I never think about it afterwards [img]smile.gif[/img] I meant it affectionately, hon! But you'd better watch your step...there's a few, um...surprises in this house for those who misbehave.... __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

11-06-2001, 10:43 AM	#9
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by DragonMage: I meant it affectionately, hon! But you'd better watch your step...there's a few, um...surprises in this house for those who misbehave.... Ooooh, better behave then, btw, were you going to PM or email Kaz? Any dress code for the house? I am NOT giving up my pointy hat or wizard's robes.

11-06-2001, 10:46 AM	#10
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Ooooh, better behave then, btw, were you going to PM or email Kaz? Any dress code for the house? I am NOT giving up my pointy hat or wizard's robes. PM'd her already, waiting for a response. As to dress code, the only thing I can think of that I don't allow are those silly 'beanie' hats - you know...ball cap with a propellor on top? ACK I can't stand those things! And in the house, bunny slippers are a must, else your feet may get cold and you'll catch a sniffle! [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm also setting up a place in the back yard where you can practice pitching people - just lay off the dwarves or the dragon will get you! __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

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