09-04-2002, 01:14 PM | #1 |
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Today I discovered one thing about cats:
I HATE THEM!!! It happened this morning at about 4.00 a.m., when I was delivering my newspapers. Out of nowhere, a cat jumped me [img]graemlins/kitty2.gif[/img] , screaming like a dying baby! It makes no sense! Why do cats feel it when they can scare the sh** out of you? [img]graemlins/kitty3.gif[/img] Knowing that it could happen again every instant, it took me half an hour longer to finish work today, because I looked carefully behind every corner if one of those b******s [img]graemlins/kitty6.gif[/img] is waiting for me, making me soak my clothes with sweat even more. When you're alone in the dark, having to walk past the cemetary, there are more comfortable thoughts I can imagine. They kinda like it when they have some power over you, don't they? As cute as they might be, cats can be the nastiest, scariest beings on earth. [img]graemlins/kitty1.gif[/img] Tomorrow it starts again. ...yay... [img]graemlins/choc3.gif[/img]
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09-04-2002, 01:17 PM | #2 |
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..welcome back Debiler [img]smile.gif[/img]
Actually the only animals I'm scared of are rabbits...seriously I just can't trust them. Ever since ?I picked one up and it bit me while making a large growling noise I haven't been able to go near them. Snakes I'm ok, spiders too and lizards, but I can't stnd those damn rabbits. The trick with cats like that is to stare them straight in the eyes and make slow movements away from the cat in question. If it attacks go into a fetal position and it will QUICKLY grow bored of you. Besides cat's are cute My cats are little angels. [ 09-04-2002, 01:47 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ] |
09-04-2002, 01:24 PM | #3 | |
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09-04-2002, 01:45 PM | #4 |
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I got a cat and I must admit she is not to be trusted, Give her credit she always warns you before she strikes lol. My last cat was almost human, you could do anything with her and she would never strike at you. I don't like snakes and spiders.
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09-04-2002, 02:36 PM | #5 |
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What creeps me out is when I pick up a lizard and it's tail falls off in my hand. Then I drop the lizard but the tail is still wriggling around my fingers. I can't stand that.
But cats I can deal with. I usually get along with them well enough that they don't scratch. Dogs too.
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09-04-2002, 03:05 PM | #6 |
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Meow. [img]graemlins/nicekitty.gif[/img]
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09-04-2002, 03:08 PM | #7 |
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I also think cats originate from the 9th plane plane of hell.
Hey, doggy is my style...eew, that didn't come out right. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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"Spiders And Snakes" (As recorded by Jim Stafford) JIM STAFFORD DAVID BELLAMY I remember when Mary Lou said she wanted to walk me home from school Well I said yes I do She said I don't have to go right home And I would kinda like to be alone some if you would I said me too And so we took a stroll and wound up down by the swimming hole And she said do what you want to do Got silly and found a frog in the water by the hollow log And I shook it at her and I said this frog's for you, she said I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I wanna be loved by you I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I wanna be loved by you Well I took out that girl from time to time, I called her up when I got a dime I said hello baby, she said ain't you cool Said do you remember when, and would you like to get together again She said I'll see you after school I was so shy and so for awhile most of my love was touch and smile So she said come on over here, I was nervous I guess Still looking for something to slip down her dress And she said let's make it perfectly clear I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I wanna be loved by you I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me Like I wanna be loved by you (c) Copyright 1973 and 1974 by Kaiser Music Co., Inc. Gimp Music and Boo Music. [img]smile.gif[/img] Mark |
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09-04-2002, 06:16 PM | #9 |
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Spiders make me a bit nervous, too. I can watch them when they're sitting still. But as soon as they move, it's over!
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09-04-2002, 06:21 PM | #10 |
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I like cats, especially on white bread with some mayonaise.
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